Damn, son

By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 20:24 - United States - Lufkin

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Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML
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iOceanus 18

Mommy's baby is not so innocent anymore.

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HairyPunisher 27

Something very similar happened to me once. I'm gay and someone jokingly called me a dick. I said "You are what you eat" right across from my boyfriend's mom and sister.

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LolFMLnot 10

He is awesome indeed and has a very nice sense of humor. OP you are lucky to have him, i can't think of a better come back than that.

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gc327072 30

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iOceanus 18

53 - Why... just, why?

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ApollosMyth 22

53 - Didn't you generalize teenage gamers as being ragers in a previous FML?

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iShanny 13

Classy. Mommy must be so proud.

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capper44 18

Proud or Jealous! If she never had that happen with her :D

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iOceanus 18

Mommy's baby is not so innocent anymore.

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Welshite 39

I can just imagine the death glares your boyfriend received.

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UncleMuscles 5

**** THAT SHIT, EAT JUNGLE CATS. insanitywolf.jpg

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gc327072 30

Eat problems, shit success. couragewolf.jpg

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dashizam 10

I feel stupid asking, but are you really typing that or are there actual pictures that don't show up on the app?

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gc327072 30

56- we're typing. It's just a shorter way of saying (insert courage wolf meme here). I'm also on the app. Cheers.

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gmc_blossom 21

This person asked if I want to see their pussy. Sure, I love cats! firstdayontheinternetkid.jpg

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MedKits 9

Ugh, teenagers and their code words for sex. I should kick their ass! myphoto.jpg

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legal371 5

Wooooow. Beware of the incoming : dump him he's an idiot, comments

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Rowdey 10

If he's really so immature that he would say that, maybe breaking up with him is reasonable.

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sheethapins 13

If she breaks up with him because he made one dumb comment, she's going to end up alone surrounded by nothing BUT cats. Rude awakening people, we all say dumb shit every so often. Breaking up with someone for one slip up is extremely unreasonable, I'm sure if she got with another guy he'd say something else dumb around her folks at some point too. Welcome to humanity, enjoy your stay.

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Rowdey 10

I hear you, 45. I'm just saying if she is embarrassed by this kind of immaturity often, then maybe a change is in order.

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WritingWrongs 8

Your comment is used almost as much as the phrase "dump him". Anyone mind if I start the next overused comment? No objections? Okay, here goes nothing... "oh God, here come the 'oh God here come the 'dump him' comments' comments." How was that?

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redmane 21

66- It was a failed attempt at sarcasm. That's what it was.

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gmc_blossom 21

66- Your sarcasm was bad and you should feel bad.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

I'm 31 and not an idiot, and I would have said the same thing.

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DontModMeDammit 10

then quickly explain to your mom that he is from an area on the globe were they eat cats.

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wannabemom 5

**** that. Be honest. So what? It's not like you we're going to stay pure forever and if she's just now finding that you've done the "nasty" then she's gotten a little surprise :) it's only human nature, after all.

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blaackandprouud 20

Well it always depends, maybe she's supposed to be abstinent or something, so she might get in trouble for doing the nasty.

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olpally 32

Nice impression... I bet your mom gave him the death look...

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wizardwizard 4

It's wrong for him to say that in front of your mother but it's okay to call someone a pussy in front of your mother?

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twinny_sc 13

Maybe she doesn't want her parents to know she has sex. They could be super uptight about that.

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