FML : Today, I was cleaning out my roof's gutter, which was full of leaves. There was an especially big pile, and when I started scooping it up, I felt something...

Today, I was cleaning out my roof's gutter, which was full of leaves. There was an especially big pile, and when I started scooping it up, I felt something squishy. Turns out those leaves were covering the remains of a rotting squirrel. I can't stop smelling it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By orilykid - / Wednesday 31 October 2012 17:23 / United States - Richmond

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By CrewBoy | 10

#5102361 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 22:19

Looks Like you just found Dinner!!!!

By DocBastard | 38

#5102417 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 22:43

At least you didn't find it after you started burning the pile of leaves. The only smell worse than rotting squirrel is burning rotten squirrel.

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By CrewBoy | 10

#5102361 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 22:19

Looks Like you just found Dinner!!!!

meganfoxissexy | 0

#5102461 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 22:51

Typical day in the life of a Midwestern ... NBD

xKites | 4

#5102570 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 23:24

OP is from California.

bugmenotmofo | 33

#5102637 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 23:47

28- California is in the Mid-West.

olpally | 32

#5102696 - Thursday 1 November 2012 0:11

My faith in humanity went down -200 reading this thread of stupidity... Thanks penguinbitch... I almost lost my mind...

meganfoxissexy | 0

#5104375 - Thursday 1 November 2012 14:35

Lol I know..??? I was saying that in the Midwest ppl experience that all the time. Jeesh ppl why r u hatin so much?

By CantusVulpis | 12

#5102365 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 22:19

I wonder how it managed to die in there....?

CrewBoy | 10

#5102382 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 22:35

Cancer

gracehi | 31

#5102441 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 22:48

I think that must be the only time the word, "cancer" has made me laugh.

kakarot2 | 11

#5102517 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 23:05

She went nuts?

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5102535 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 23:13

Maybe it ate a poisonous nut.

imavelociraptor | 6

#5106597 - Friday 2 November 2012 2:41

We know one thing...
Its
Not
Lupus

By feldco1 | 17

#5102373 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 22:31

Aw poor squirrel! Same thing happened to me with like 3 birds though.

MrSassypants | 31

#5102395 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 22:39

You died in a pile of leaves with three birds? Sound awful.

MormonPornstar | 7

#5104569 - Thursday 1 November 2012 15:38

#dead

By cOOkiEzRgOOd | 22

#5102385 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 22:35

I'd fall off the roof/ladder when i picked the squirrel up.

CrazyManNo9 | 29

#5105428 - Thursday 1 November 2012 19:31

Certainly! LOL I hadn't thought of that until I saw your post but you would find me dead in a pile of leaves on the ground some time later...

By Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#5102392 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 22:38

Seeing something like that would drive me nutty.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#5102466 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 22:52

You're dead right it would, I think I'd leaf gutter-cleaning to the professionals after a shingle instance of that, maybe give them roofies so they won't remember the day after.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#5102618 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 23:40

I would've went with 'nuts'.

Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#5102894 - Thursday 1 November 2012 1:04

That's what I meant to say. Couldn't edit in time :(

By astralvagan | 20

#5102406 - Wednesday 31 October 2012 22:42

Yummy! Dinner!!! But on a serious note, that sucks OP. I imagine that smell will stay with you for a while..... Burn incense, that will help get rid of the smell