Miscellaneous: Cringe

Cringe

By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 080

You deserved it 6 029

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By mommysgirlapparently - 29/10/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 741

You deserved it 8 051

By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 422

You deserved it 22 383

By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 900

You deserved it 8 796

By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 036

You deserved it 81 989

By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 181

You deserved it 2 821

By superb12345 - 12/05/2016 02:50 - United States - Cascade

Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 397

You deserved it 927

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 16:58

Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 357

You deserved it 164

By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 984

You deserved it 3 014

Buzz off

By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 16:59

Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 052

You deserved it 87

By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 036

You deserved it 4 922

magpieram 2

Friday 8 January 2010 13:26

Oh wow, another mum commenting on Facebook story. Sorry, gotta snore off this one.

bambi114 0

Friday 8 January 2010 12:18

my mom did the same

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puhleeze 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 5:35

Omg the same thing happened to me but i had put the F word in my post and she told me to watch my language i am also 19....so funny.

irishfever 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 5:53

YDI for getting excited over a notification

gingersnapper 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 6:04

Not an FML. Moms don't retire from mothering you until they're dead, OP. She'll be doing this even when you're 60.

ggallegos13 2

Saturday 9 January 2010 6:44

Its your fault for being her friend on Facebook! If you don't want her to see stuff like that, then dont even be her friend on facebook! FYL for having a overprotective mother but YDI for becoming her friend on facebook in the first place.

jmateo_95 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 7:07

YDI for being a dumb ****

morrussian 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 8:00

YDI for being friends with you mom on facebook

erizzz 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 8:07

ur gay. this happens to everyone.

TryToBeKind 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 21:35

That is neither a FML or a YDI. It is her opinion and her opinion only. I've had friends make comments on something I say and then friends disagree with them and start an argument - that is no one's fault, especially not mine. Your mom can say what she wants and your friends can say what they want. However, since your friends are close to your age (as in, adults) they should be more respectful than that.

ceuti 7

Monday 11 January 2010 3:17

Hey, well at least your dad doesnt stalk everything you do on facebook and messages you that your rude for saying "lmfao" about yourself and you need to delete it imediately or no computer when he comes home -.- FML ok? you see how much my parents love me?