Go to your room young man? And stay there?

That's a pretty fucking lame excuse for saying fuck when you shouldn't be saying fuck. You should have the fucking self-control to reserve fuck for important things like commenting at FuckMyLife.

I think the appropriate response to her would have been to say, “Next time I’ll just leave you in the fucking burning building.” Then walk out of her life forever. Am I playing the disproportionately escalating response game correctly?

the house fuckin burned down and all she cared about was you saying fuck? for fuck sakes!!

Keep spitting hot fire and you'll start another blaze!

I think this is the most unique FML I have seen and I love it. Definitely FYL, OP. So dumb! The fire sucks then your mom’s reaction to you swearing sucks. If there’s ever an appropriate time to swear, that would be it.

"Yeah? Where the fuck am I supposed to stay? My room is ash."

Given the whole pandemic situation, I don't suppose moving out is an option. And your mom should be grateful you both got out safely.

Grounded in what home? Like Jesus fuck you some parents are stupid.