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Kris Phillips
| 3
Go to your room young man? And stay there?
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RichardPencil
| 29
That's a pretty fucking lame excuse for saying fuck when you shouldn't be saying fuck. You should have the fucking self-control to reserve fuck for important things like commenting at FuckMyLife.
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Marcella1016
| 31
I think the appropriate response to her would have been to say, “Next time I’ll just leave you in the fucking burning building.” Then walk out of her life forever.
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Am I playing the disproportionately escalating response game correctly?
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jfigley
| 5
Hahaha! Wow that comment is awesome. Thats hilarious....Perfect response
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spinspinsugar
| 9
the house fuckin burned down and all she cared about was you saying fuck? for fuck sakes!!
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noporn4u
| 9
Keep spitting hot fire and you'll start another blaze!
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icalledhisname
| 11
I think this is the most unique FML I have seen and I love it. Definitely FYL, OP. So dumb! The fire sucks then your mom’s reaction to you swearing sucks. If there’s ever an appropriate time to swear, that would be it.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
"Yeah? Where the fuck am I supposed to stay? My room is ash."
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DanielleinDC
| 32
Given the whole pandemic situation, I don't suppose moving out is an option.
And your mom should be grateful you both got out safely.
And your mom should be grateful you both got out safely.
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DarkAngelsBlade
| 25
Grounded in what home? Like Jesus fuck you some parents are stupid.
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