Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
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Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
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Top comments
magpieram 2
Oh wow, another mum commenting on Facebook story. Sorry, gotta snore off this one.
bambi114 0
my mom did the same
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Comments (120)
SurgicalPhoenix 5
Arrrgh my siblings are exactly the same, its so annoying, and im 17! D;
lalala098 0
put privicy settings on your mom so she can't comment or w.e anymore
sparklesxD 0
Well atleast you don't have your grandma on fb... that's waaaay worse! lol
starberries 0
You got excited by a facebook notification?
abasio 1
FYL for getting excited by a Facebook notification.
digger93 0
my mom has done tht to me!!!!
peacelovepugs 7
she would just loooooovveeee fml then
katarina956 0
My aunt does that, but in paragraph form stating all the reasons that bad language means you are a horrible disgusting person.
zacharykyle 0
Why is no one concerned with the mother's poor grammar? What exactly does, "watch out yr language," mean? Your mom deserves it for being an idiot, and you deserve the humiliation for not removing the comment/adding this to FML.
robokid777 4
thats why theres the rule of dont add family if they will mess with your life and embarrass you