Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
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Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
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Top comments
magpieram 2
Oh wow, another mum commenting on Facebook story. Sorry, gotta snore off this one.
bambi114 0
my mom did the same
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Comments (120)
muahahafml 0
I agree with #70. Don't add your parents on facebook...you guys are seriously setting yourselves up.
PayneTrain585 0
thats why I dont add my parents as friends on facebook
purplepickle 0
hahah that sucks my mom made me add her on fb or else she would probably do something stupid like take my computer away because she thinks im doing bad stuff when i just want my privacy..... but yeah you can always block her from seeing stuff its really not that hard
hedgehogs 0
I just don't think it's a good idea to have your parents as FB friends. You need your space.
vark 0
my mom reads my blogs. she even checks my text messages when I'm sleeping.
dykeinlove 0
I'm 20, almost 21, haven't lived at home since i was 18 and my mom stills posts things like "Kayla Sarah, This is your mother, don't make me get the soap out." So crazy...but i love her!
ziqi92 0
thank god that my parents dont get facebook AT ALL
Xx_UrbanNinja_xX 0
YDI for adding your mum on facebook.
mittenthekitten 0
this is not an FML - boring everyday occurance
puhleeze 0
Omg the same thing happened to me but i had put the F word in my post and she told me to watch my language i am also 19....so funny.