Today, my wife confessed to me that she used to sext her old coworker, and almost had sex with him. The bad part is that it turned me on. Should I encourage her? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML
Today, I got off early from work to catch my wife screwing her co-worker in our bed. I ask her what I did to deserve this. She told me she was “lonely” and that he “always makes her feel like a woman,” unlike me. She would come home from work and I would initiate intimacy, but she would decline every time. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, my wife called me a pervert and a degenerate for lusting after a teenage girl. I’d found some old pictures from high school and remarked about how sexy she’s always been. It was her I was talking about. I said she’d always been attractive, but liking her as a teen is now weird I guess. FML
Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
Today, I told my wife I wasn’t comfortable with her going out with an old guy friend. Petty, sure, but our sex life is non-existent. I found out that she's been seeing him behind my back for months, spent the night with him last week and claims there’s nothing going on. Trying to decide whether I should stay or go. FML
Today, I learned that my wife used to strip while in college. I found this out when I brought her to a work party and my boss recognized her. FML
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Blimix 9
Since you consider that "the bad part," no you shouldn't. Not yet, anyway. Read up a lot on the different ways to do polyamory and open marriages. And the pitfalls thereof. If you go into it, do it with open eyes. Experimenting without knowing WTF you're doing will get you both hurt.
Aiden89 23
Cuckhold?
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Blimix 9
Since you consider that "the bad part," no you shouldn't. Not yet, anyway. Read up a lot on the different ways to do polyamory and open marriages. And the pitfalls thereof. If you go into it, do it with open eyes. Experimenting without knowing WTF you're doing will get you both hurt.
Grizz8831 14
This right here. everyone has their kinks, and for most people they never feel "normal". But talk to your partner, and if you are both on board and understanding of the risks, both emotional and otherwise, then as long as everyone involved is a consenting adult... it's not really anyone else's business.
cuz803 46
Guy...c'mon now 🤦🏽♂️
Aiden89 23
Cuckhold?
RichardPencil 32
Sure! What could possibly go wrong?
ChillyCloth 2
get me her number next ;)
kitten79TX 5
Lots of people are poly. research it. Go sign up for FetLife and find the groups there that deal with this fetish/kink. Ask questions. Talk to your wife about it. Communication... open, honest communication is going to be a must, as well as agreed upon rules. This is more common than you think.