By secretagentsam00 - 31/3/2020 23:00

Thug life

Today, I found out my dog is a felon. He broke into a neighbor's house by breaking in through the screen door. He also vandalized their property by shitting on their carpet. Our neighbors are now considering suing us. FML
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
By  kyphur  |  6

why do they need to even consider a lawsuit? You are required to maintain control of your dog at all times, that it escaped your property to be able to do this puts you at fault. Not offering to pay for the damage shows you don't take that responsibility seriously

Comments
By  kyphur  |  6

why do they need to even consider a lawsuit? You are required to maintain control of your dog at all times, that it escaped your property to be able to do this puts you at fault. Not offering to pay for the damage shows you don't take that responsibility seriously

By  bl3ur0z3  |  17

If your dog is at least 2 and a half (ish) human years old then they are over the age of 18 and legally an adult, therefore responsible for their own actions. Tell them to sue the dog.