FML : Today, I was taking a poop when I heard a window in my house break. Then, I heard things dropping upstairs. I decided to stay in the bathroom, which has...

Today, I was taking a poop when I heard a window in my house break. Then, I heard things dropping upstairs. I decided to stay in the bathroom, which has a lock, and called the cops. Turns out it was just a bird that was trying to get at my fish in the fish tank that I have in my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Alaska / Thursday 29 October 2015 03:35 / United States

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By MrsPegg | 45

#6447811 - Thursday 29 October 2015 16:33

So a bird busted through a glass door/window to go after your fish? That's one helluva determined (and sturdy) bird! What did the cops say?

By mds9986 | 24

#6447813 - Thursday 29 October 2015 16:34

At least you played it safe when you heard some fishy sounds in your house.

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By Sora_McKain | 36

#6447810 - Thursday 29 October 2015 16:33

That is one dedicated bird! I have never seen any animal try to force themselves in through a window for any reason. I hope there wasn't too much damage to the window.

MasterTron | 24

#6447819 - Thursday 29 October 2015 16:42

It was probably a Raven. They are very mischievous birds.

By MrsPegg | 45

#6447811 - Thursday 29 October 2015 16:33

So a bird busted through a glass door/window to go after your fish? That's one helluva determined (and sturdy) bird! What did the cops say?

Tripartita | 44

#6447823 - Thursday 29 October 2015 16:52

"We're glad to finally have this bird in custody."

By mercumorr | 20

#6447812 - Thursday 29 October 2015 16:33

Who green lighted this during moderation, damn.

By mds9986 | 24

#6447813 - Thursday 29 October 2015 16:34

At least you played it safe when you heard some fishy sounds in your house.

syki | 22

#6447822 - Thursday 29 October 2015 16:51

Yeah, a lot of people are too bird-brained to stay somewhere safe. They just go flying off at the first chance to look like a heron.

By AcieMcG | 21

#6447815 - Thursday 29 October 2015 16:35

Anyone else flashback to Finding Nemo?

By ApologyKick | 25

#6447816 - Thursday 29 October 2015 16:35

You mean a bird flew through your glass window and was unfazed enough by this to now attack your glass fish tank? Birds have some brass balls up in Alaska.