Today, I was taking a poop when I heard a window in my house break. Then, I heard things dropping upstairs. I decided to stay in the bathroom, which has a lock, and called the cops. Turns out it was just a bird that was trying to get at my fish in the fish tank that I have in my room. FML
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MrsPegg
| 45
So a bird busted through a glass door/window to go after your fish? That's one helluva determined (and sturdy) bird! What did the cops say?
By
mds9986
| 24
At least you played it safe when you heard some fishy sounds in your house.
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Sora_McKain
| 36
That is one dedicated bird! I have never seen any animal try to force themselves in through a window for any reason. I hope there wasn't too much damage to the window.
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MasterTron
| 24
It was probably a Raven. They are very mischievous birds.
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MrsPegg
| 45
So a bird busted through a glass door/window to go after your fish? That's one helluva determined (and sturdy) bird! What did the cops say?
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Tripartita
| 44
"We're glad to finally have this bird in custody."
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mercumorr
| 20
Who green lighted this during moderation, damn.
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mds9986
| 24
At least you played it safe when you heard some fishy sounds in your house.
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syki
| 22
Yeah, a lot of people are too bird-brained to stay somewhere safe. They just go flying off at the first chance to look like a heron.
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AcieMcG
| 21
Anyone else flashback to Finding Nemo?
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ApologyKick
| 25
You mean a bird flew through your glass window and was unfazed enough by this to now attack your glass fish tank? Birds have some brass balls up in Alaska.
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beeferjay
| 34
you live in Alaska and don't have a gun in every room in the house?
some American you are...
some American you are...
By
leowoman
| 10
Did the cops arrest the bird? Hahaha
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khorstmye
| 15
All these made up FMLs are for the birds.
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kibster9
| 20
Very committed bird. Bad fml though