By Alaska - United States
Today, I was taking a poop when I heard a window in my house break. Then, I heard things dropping upstairs. I decided to stay in the bathroom, which has a lock, and called the cops. Turns out it was just a bird that was trying to get at my fish in the fish tank that I have in my room. FML
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By  Sora_McKain  |  36

That is one dedicated bird! I have never seen any animal try to force themselves in through a window for any reason. I hope there wasn't too much damage to the window.

  syki  |  22

Yeah, a lot of people are too bird-brained to stay somewhere safe. They just go flying off at the first chance to look like a heron.