Creepy

By battle1 - 17/07/2015 11:00 - United States - Marietta

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Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML
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thevelociraptor 31

I'm thinking your best friend may want to be a little more than just buddies.

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brendejafulable 41

Maybe you have a very provocative page.

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lala150 24

These comments are disappointing. Take it as a compliment?! Seriously? It's creepy as hell

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Vlen_fml 20

depends on the person really. Plus there are factors. did it say it with a straight face, maybe a little red with embarrassment? Compliment. if he said it sweaty with heavy breathing, noticeable wood, and maybe some sketchy eyes, Creepy.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

The only creepy thing here is that her best friend told her. I know so many dudes that do this you'd be surprised. Also, if they're best friends, they could have an extremely close relationship. I'm not sure if OP took it in good humor or not, since the FML doesn't imply anything, so it could go either way.

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droffig68 6

That's what happens when you friend zone guys

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worldclassrager 39

That's one strange way to say "I like you more than a friend"

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KitchKraft 21

Probably not as scandalous as the pictures on your fml page #4

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Mikey1016 7

some people have really weird fetishes. maybe he's REALLY into your eyes or smile

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ShortieRose 30

Is OP a male or female??....

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tarlax 11

Like that makes any difference at all you blithering twat.

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hayleymaybe 12

OP said "he," but either way it would still be sexual harassment.

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HighasaCloud 46

#82 - which means only that the best friend is male. We have no idea if OP is male of female. Homosexuals do exist, you know...

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ShortieRose 30

who doesn't love to be called a "blithering twat" now and then? !?!? lol. it was just an enquiry not hate mongering. Slow your roll, buddy

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ShortieRose 30

Is OP a male or female??...

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SquirrellyGirl 20

Ugh, if my best friend said that to me that would seriously freak me out

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