battle1
Marietta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Creepy
Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What a wanker
Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML
Anonymous
Kiev, Ukraine
Live chat
Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML
TheOtherWoman
Weston-super-mare, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Facebook of what?
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Abrams52
Fishers, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
hannahthedino
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Involuntary
Today, my friend spent the night. I now know that she masturbates in her sleep. FML
creeper-status
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Irvine, United States
Creeper alert!
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
hb1
Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Handjob
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
offrampmotel
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Top comments
thevelociraptor 31
I'm thinking your best friend may want to be a little more than just buddies.
brendejafulable 41
Maybe you have a very provocative page.
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Comments (113)
lala150 24
These comments are disappointing. Take it as a compliment?! Seriously? It's creepy as hell
Vlen_fml 20
depends on the person really. Plus there are factors. did it say it with a straight face, maybe a little red with embarrassment? Compliment. if he said it sweaty with heavy breathing, noticeable wood, and maybe some sketchy eyes, Creepy.
SystemofaBlink41 27
The only creepy thing here is that her best friend told her. I know so many dudes that do this you'd be surprised. Also, if they're best friends, they could have an extremely close relationship. I'm not sure if OP took it in good humor or not, since the FML doesn't imply anything, so it could go either way.
droffig68 6
That's what happens when you friend zone guys
Cringey 18
Friend zone level>9,000
worldclassrager 41
That's one strange way to say "I like you more than a friend"
KitchKraft 21
Probably not as scandalous as the pictures on your fml page #4
Mikey1016 7
some people have really weird fetishes. maybe he's REALLY into your eyes or smile
ShortieRose 30
Is OP a male or female??....
tarlax 11
Like that makes any difference at all you blithering twat.
hayleymaybe 12
OP said "he," but either way it would still be sexual harassment.
HighasaCloud 46
#82 - which means only that the best friend is male. We have no idea if OP is male of female. Homosexuals do exist, you know...
ShortieRose 30
who doesn't love to be called a "blithering twat" now and then? !?!? lol. it was just an enquiry not hate mongering. Slow your roll, buddy
ShortieRose 30
Is OP a male or female??...
vidala1991 12
That's gross.
SquirrellyGirl 20
Ugh, if my best friend said that to me that would seriously freak me out