battle1
Marietta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Creepy
Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What a wanker
Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML
Anonymous
Kiev, Ukraine
Live chat
Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML
TheOtherWoman
Weston-super-mare, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Facebook of what?
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Abrams52
Fishers, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
hannahthedino
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Involuntary
Today, my friend spent the night. I now know that she masturbates in her sleep. FML
creeper-status
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Irvine, United States
Creeper alert!
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
hb1
Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Handjob
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
offrampmotel
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Top comments
thevelociraptor 31
I'm thinking your best friend may want to be a little more than just buddies.
brendejafulable 41
Maybe you have a very provocative page.
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Comments (113)
MrSmush 19
Best friend...you probably friendzoned the guy
MrSmush 19
Best friend...you probably friendzoned the guy
amandathemermaid 19
Some anonymous guy on Ask.Fm told me the same thing last year. Idk who he is, or if it's even true, but I am still creeped out to this day.
IIIIRowdy 5
You can return The favor
Omniprism 15
That's a compliment but a very creepy one. He's trying to tell you he likes you but he's don't it very badly. I'd remove said photo.
Unkown_923755 2
I had that happen once but it wasn't even a friend , it was random and it wasn't to my instagram pics it was pictures from fb that he saved on his ipad and put it in slideshow mode
Alessia1269 14
Well, I'm a girl and even though I would feel embarrassed ( I'm really shy ?) and wouldn't know what to do, I would still take it as a kind of compliment because it just means you are really hot and he likes you. And also if it's your best friend we are talking about, I would just laugh it off or talk about his feeling if he or she shows further interest in you. ?
dyne808 34
well thats... uncomfortable
Saraishi 25
Unless you have nothing but pictures that can be considered sexual, he likes you more than as a friend but that doesn't mean you shouldn't address his confession. Let him know what are your feelings on that, don't ignore the situation. Good luck OP.
Badkarma4u 17
I think he's trying to politley tell you he just fapped to your page.