Intimacy: Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally...

By Abrams52 - United States - Fishers

Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML

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Intimacy

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Race against the clock

By FabFor87 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my boss asked me to send an email on his behalf with an important report attached. I've already received 3 responses from directors commenting on poor spelling and factual errors. I get paid 1/4 the salary of my boss and he can't even write properly. FML

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By justkillm3 - United States

Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML

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By stupid - Ireland

Today, I walked to school in -5 degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML

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By michelle - France

Today, I found out why my boyfriend wouldn't answer his phone last night. He was hanging out with our mutual friend all night. She had been texting me all night about what great sex she was having. My boyfriend was the only person there besides her brother. FML

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By sociallyawkward - United Kingdom - Egham

Today, I faced my social anxiety and went to a chip shop on my own. I tried to have a conversation with the owner, but his thick accent made it difficult. He now knows where I live, what college I go to and I'm pretty sure I agreed to go to India with him. FML

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By whaleninjapoop - United States - Raleigh

Today, I jokingly tried to convince my girlfriend that Wyoming was a government conspiracy and did not exist. She believed me. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

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By regected - United States

Today, I went to the movies with the girl I liked. She kept on eating my popcorn so I whispered in her ear "Pretty soon your going to have to repay me with kisses." Then she looked at me and walked out the theatre. She came back with a bucket of popcorn and said "Here, you're repaid." FML

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By race - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML

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By Ploeboi - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

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By LNamesOnly - Australia

Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML

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By MAC. - Canada - Toronto

Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Milford

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

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By fxck - South Africa - Durban

Today, while walking home, I passed some guy loudly whining that foreign imports are destroying our economy, and that we should all be deported. When I pointed out that the mobile phone in his hand was clearly a Samsung, he turned bright red and punched me in the gut. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I was accepted to college and received a scholarship equal to almost half the tuition. After sharing this news with my parents, I spent the next 35 minutes getting yelled at about how I wasn't allowed to go there because my boyfriend might go there. FML

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By poor_college_kid - United States - Tucson

Today, I found out that I owe my college a little over $10,000. Why? Because, due to a slight misspelling of my name, the scholarship that I have been going insane trying to meet the requirements for is not actually giving me any funding. FML

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By malebonding - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

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By Kfeaaa - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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By rhcp007 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML

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By nonymous human subject - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML

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By unloved - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Draper

Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML

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By notasgood - United States

All in the family

Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML

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By hating my life - United States

Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML

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By MJensen - Denmark - Herlev

Today, I wanted to be nice to my boyfriend and buy him a cake. Not only did I drop it in the bus, when I got home I forgot that I'd put it on my bed, and sat on it. FML

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By PillPopperApparently

Today, after constantly shaming me for my ADHD and anti-anxiety pills, my family finally convinced me to drop $250 on their trusted psychiatrist friend because they thought he’d talk me out of taking them. He recommended higher doses of everything. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada

Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML

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By Screwed Up - United States

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

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By Anonymous - Croatia - Rijeka

Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML

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By Th3BaconNinja - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl at a fancy restaurant. In the middle of it she says, "Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom." I watched her get up, walk over to the door, leave, get in her car, and drive away. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML

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By dammit

Today, my grandma was arrested for throwing her cane at a man who she thought was mocking her walk. That man was my boyfriend's father, who limps because of his cerebral palsy. He refuses to drop the assault charges. FML

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By Anonymous - Australia - Maddington

Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML

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By musamalia - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

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By Raprotcommander - United States

Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

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By lucasbeck99 - United States - Mabank

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed the cat and rushed outside to get rid of it. Little did I know, her parents were home, sitting outside. So I was naked, with a feral cat in front of my junk trying to kill me. All I could say was "Nice Weather?" FML

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By eleonor - France

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

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By Kiera Ayala

Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML

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By kitty - United States

Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML

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Top comments

By Dave_Davington | 33

#5510313 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:34

Bromance?

By perdix | 29

#5510365 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 12:08

Bra, bra
Ma, ma, ma
Gaga, ooh la la.

You and me could write a rad bromance.

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By Dave_Davington | 33

#5510313 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:34

Bromance?

LeonnJ | 13

#5510321 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:39

A pretty weird bromance

perdix | 29

#5510365 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 12:08

Bra, bra
Ma, ma, ma
Gaga, ooh la la.

You and me could write a rad bromance.

NeatNit | 32

#5510366 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 12:09

#21 what are you on

perdix | 29

#5510373 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 12:15

#22, Sudafed, ibuprofen and Tylenol.

You've never heard Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance?"

greenmen | 12

#5510425 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 13:02

He is so romantic

Ambient25 | 24

#5510447 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 13:25

*bromantic

Grex_fml | 9

#5510538 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 15:51

"Haaaay waddup?"

HKCgrimmjow | 15

#5510597 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 17:14

You know their a good friend when they don't judge you, you know their a great friend when they help support you!

twaumat | 28

#5510631 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 18:31

they're*, or they are*.

HKCgrimmjow | 15

#5510919 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 23:20

Yes my bad, your right ;) (I did it on purpose!)

tjv3 | 10

#5511175 - Wednesday 29 May 2013 2:42

Umm hopefully as a joke or this could get awkward fast

botanistjessica | 24

#5511248 - Wednesday 29 May 2013 4:00

So I'm guessing "your right" instead of "you're right" was on purpose too?

By xALEXx_fml | 15

#5510315 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:35

Kinda deserve that one but your life kinda sucks!

Caitie_kid | 8

#5510398 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 12:33

Meh. He was probably joking.

fareith | 15

#5510560 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 16:14

"Kinda" sucks? Are you implying that he's "kinda" gay?

MrBean1561 | 5

#5510576 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 16:37

You're an idiot!

dakatabg | 31

#5510676 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 19:45

Here starts the fun

ROSI3TH3CAT | 18

#5510731 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 21:33

Well, kinda.

By masterofflight | 8

#5510316 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:35

well...at least he got lucky...

By 8eight8 | 14

#5510318 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:37

that's hilarious!

By Hollandiscrazy | 12

#5510319 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:38

"Best friend" just got a whole new meaning.

Somefruits | 24

#5510429 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 13:03

Best friend with benefits!

perdix | 29

#5510577 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 16:38

*hole new meaning,

YWIA.

By MrClean17 | 15

#5510320 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:38

Ive never personally done it but that sounds like a perfect example of how you know you two are friends

YeahYeahYeahOK | 6

#5510432 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 13:08

Yup, shit happens!

Horsempeg | 25

#5510490 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 14:46

Right, be happy he took the joke!

By Summoner_T3L | 15

#5510323 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:39

Maybe your friend is into you or maybe he's joking around. but YDI for not Quadra-Checking who you sent that to.

perdix | 29

#5510356 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 12:00

Is that the OCD version of double-checking?

mattlw | 25

#5510471 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 14:12

Nah, that would be octochecking.

Whiskey team, on me.

By Bluu67 | 3

#5510327 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:42

That's cute...

andy1500726 | 19

#5511337 - Wednesday 29 May 2013 5:05

that's cute. lol

By bballer4life895 | 13

#5510343 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:52

I have a feeling you guys are going to be so much closer now.

AthiestNun | 11

#5510583 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 16:46

"I got your back bro."

By Ariet | 20

#5510347 - Tuesday 28 May 2013 11:54

Hahahaha! Wanky ;)