battle1
Marietta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Creepy
Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What a wanker
Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML
Anonymous
Kiev, Ukraine
Live chat
Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML
TheOtherWoman
Weston-super-mare, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Facebook of what?
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Abrams52
Fishers, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
hannahthedino
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Involuntary
Today, my friend spent the night. I now know that she masturbates in her sleep. FML
creeper-status
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Irvine, United States
Creeper alert!
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
hb1
Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Handjob
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
offrampmotel
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Top comments
thevelociraptor 31
I'm thinking your best friend may want to be a little more than just buddies.
brendejafulable 41
Maybe you have a very provocative page.
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Comments (113)
MissBehavin77 18
I'm guessing you have put him in the "friend zone"? He's probably trying to give you a hint.
bman89 6
And again (if you're a woman) another one who cant take a compliment.... Smh
xpaulatanx 10
Dude, he obviously wants OUT of the friend zone. Either try dating him or tell him to find someone else to fap to. YDI for keeping him in the friend zone for so long.
xpaulatanx 10
Dude, he obviously wants OUT of the friend zone. Either try dating him or tell him to find someone else to fap to. YDI for keeping him in the friend zone for so long.
Isa_fml 20
Shut the **** up. Grab your Rainbow Dash **** doll and head on back to 2011.
chuchusheep 19
he obviously thinks you're hot. still a bit odd though.
daemonsparta 16
what naughty pictures are you taking? If he jerks it to fully clothed normal pics... on the Internet where's there's free hardcore ****.... he's weird
Vlen_fml 20
or he's attracted to her on more than a sexual level (i mean if he's jacking it period there's a sexual level too obviously but) or the outfit is just that hot. one of my ex's had this sun dress that flowed off of her just right, and i've got a photo of her in it with the perfect light and show of curves that was just "Mmmm"
mattrd_fml 31
I want to see OPS instagram...
mattrd_fml 31
I want to see OPs Instagram...
persianchick 13
That's really ******* disturbing... FYL
lala150 24
Maybe not and her friend is just a pervy weirdo. If I were her, I'd be creeped out.