battle1
Marietta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Creepy
Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What a wanker
Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML
Anonymous
Kiev, Ukraine
Live chat
Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML
TheOtherWoman
Weston-super-mare, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Facebook of what?
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Abrams52
Fishers, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
hannahthedino
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Involuntary
Today, my friend spent the night. I now know that she masturbates in her sleep. FML
creeper-status
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Irvine, United States
Creeper alert!
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
hb1
Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Handjob
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
offrampmotel
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Top comments
thevelociraptor 31
I'm thinking your best friend may want to be a little more than just buddies.
brendejafulable 41
Maybe you have a very provocative page.
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Futacy 30
If he confessed, I guarantee he's not the only one who does it.
sstahpp 33
Says the person with the cleavage that doesn't even touch together :/
abdiG 27
Somethings r best kept in secret and this is one of them.
EarlFug 19
I just jerked off to your FML!
MrCommunism 19
Sure Jan
EarlFug 19
The abstract notion that a person couldn't go anywhere without being masturbated to isn't a little funny?
vikky538 29
Lol... You didnt even open the instagram pge
pixierara 28
If you're really not comfortable with it just block him
randomcritic 14
Wait, some people would be? Even if she liked him it's weird to admit to doing it much less actually do it.
Futacy 30
14- "cleavage that doesn't even touch together" wait, what? You lost me there. What does whether or not the #4's ******* touch have to do with OP's situation or even "posting scandalous stuff?" And by the way catherine012, may I just say that you look really great for someone who's profile says they're 61 years old. [EDIT: welp, 14's comment got moderated, so I kinda look stupid now...]
d00z3r 8
Well you know now that someone comes to your instagram page.....
fakedsincerity 32
Why do dudes think that's a compliment? Sure by all means do whatever, it's a free country, but I don't need the image of you jerking off in my head every time I post a photo. >.> Not that this has ever happened to me, thankfully. FYL OP.
semitoundboss 4
Or at least you don't know if it happens to you.
fakedsincerity 32
lol well no one has said it to my face. but if they did I'd probably link them some decent **** and give them a book on social etiquette too for good measure. :P
Vlen_fml 20
define "decent"
EarlFug 19
"but I don't need the image of you jerking off in my head every time I post a photo" This, folks, is why grammar matters. Fortunately I'm a gentleman and will not comment further.
lolbash 18
Well if a girl told me she masturbates to my instagram photos i would be very happy because i know somebody finds me attractive. Idk about a girl's mind though.
xbaconator9000x 16
yet
anthony_Calderon 15
It's not necessarily only guys that do it. I've had a few women say it to me (as unbelievable as it sounds) and then try acting like it never happened.
WOTAN1488 24
Consider it a compliment.
knightmareengage 16
Honestly that's probably not that unusual. What is weird is him telling you about it. If I were you I'd take the compliment. In your case YDI isn't necessarily a bad thing. It just means your hot enough for someone to want to jack off to you.