By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 16:36 - United States - Anchorage
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Double standards ftw!!!
Just shit on him the next time you guys take a shower, see how he likes it.
This FML is making me Mc-Sick
Hey you pee on me I shit on you, that's the way I see it.
The way I see it, the guy would probably LIKE it if OP peed on him, so she would have to do something he finds disgusting as revenge... Like using the toilet while he is in the shower...
Eww... I am so sorry!
Yeah, like what the **** - why?! His mom must've missed out on potty training him when he was a baby. Fyl OP that is some bodily fluids you guys should never be exchanging.
Just a little water sport never hurt anyone. Well actually I'm disgusted by it but hey at least this isn't a huge relationship issue you often hear about.
Calm down, pee is sterile when first emitted. You just need to rinse it off.
He probably would
Obviously not if he's freaking out that she's just using the toilet in his vicinity
Is your boyfriend R. Kelly?
nice call!!! that was a good one!
but shit it was 99 cents
Really tho!
He's been listening to a little too much R . Kelly
How dare you pee while he's trying to get clean! Gosh, you're so dirty! *cue extreme sarcasm*
*Cue thumbs down*
So you don't like the golden shower shower? He probably freaks out because he's afraid you'll flush the toilet and scald his balls while he's showering.
Well that would a good way for OP to get revenge if her boyfriend ever pisses her off.
Not really if he's calling her disgusting... if it was about scalding him, he'd probably use different terminology
Her boyfriend has already pissed her off, literally.
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Next time pee on him, see how he likes it.
Is your boyfriend R. Kelly?