Creepy
Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML
Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML
Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
Today, my friend spent the night. I now know that she masturbates in her sleep. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
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Top comments
thevelociraptor 31
I'm thinking your best friend may want to be a little more than just buddies.
brendejafulable 41
Maybe you have a very provocative page.
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idkwhyxD 5
at least it wasn't your ex telling you he only cheated on you because his 3 ^best friends" and ex were there before and he didn't love you get even though he proposed to you while you were pregnant before hand..