battle1
Marietta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Creepy
Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
What a wanker
Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML
Anonymous
Kiev, Ukraine
Live chat
Today, I found my best friend's girlfriend on a webcam site. I then told him, and his only response was, "Yeah, I know, that's where we met." FML
TheOtherWoman
Weston-super-mare, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Facebook of what?
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Abrams52
Fishers, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
hannahthedino
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Involuntary
Today, my friend spent the night. I now know that she masturbates in her sleep. FML
creeper-status
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Irvine, United States
Creeper alert!
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
hb1
Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Handjob
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
offrampmotel
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Top comments
thevelociraptor 31
I'm thinking your best friend may want to be a little more than just buddies.
brendejafulable 41
Maybe you have a very provocative page.
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SpartanMerc 18
91, she doesn't have to dress the way you and 50 believe is appropriate, she can choose her own wardrobe same as you. If you don't like it, don't snoop peoples profile pictures...
warped_executive 16
I wasn't saying she doesn't have to #103. But she posts saying she must upload revealing photos and yet she has her boobs out
Alex_purr 8
What is it?
Acey_boy23 15
Some random person once also told me that he was masterbating to my Instagram page as well. There wasn't even any racy pictures on it.
secretlyzelda 7
Dude I have a friend who does the same thing!
Yrel 3
what kind of pictures do you post?
bhopejohnston 16
I'd be flattered ;)
DukeLeto 14
So what's the URL? I'm just asking to, you know, see how sick some people are, masturbating to their friends' photos...
californiaboi 5
Maybe if you didn't stick him in the friendzone you wouldn't have to deal with that :)
_M3talH3ad 8
*throws up*