Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
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Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
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CuriousEKitty 21
Wow that suck so much! Im so sorry, you don't deserve that!
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
At least she's being honest ... after you caught her
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Comments (23)
Lt_Senpai 21
Yikes
CuriousEKitty 21
Wow that suck so much! Im so sorry, you don't deserve that!
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
At least she's being honest ... after you caught her
Iamthebanzai22 21
Well, at least now you know that you need to dump her.
niteeshvasist 6
Well, she’s at least not hesitating to say that she needs intimacy! But, trust me, your life sucks!
Charlie Given 26
Once a cheater always a cheater time for a divorce
Kaylana_fml 31
Sounds like she's polyamorous and doesn't realize it, thus is unable to handle those emotions in a healthy way or in a way to maintain her fidelity in a monogamous relationship. That's very hurtful and unfair, and I'm sorry she did that to you.
Rae Miller 10
I get where she is coming from but she should have talked to you about it before hand!!! And if he wasn’t comfortable with her sleeping around while he’s deployed then divorce.
LostSoul 19
So sorry,you deserve better.
Sheena Marie Neal 2
Screw your wife, if she wants to take a lover. Then she better not bitch when you get one.