Intimacy, Sex and Cheating: Cravings

Cravings

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 05:00

Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 407

You deserved it 340

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By jsalmons - 02/06/2011 17:39 - Germany

I agree, your life sucks 59 547

You deserved it 5 341

The single life

By Anonymous - 14/09/2021 22:00 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML

I agree, your life sucks 989

You deserved it 98

Just Dependa Things

By Anonymous - 14/04/2022 13:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, I came home from a one-year Army deployment, only for my wife to tell me she feels claustrophobic with me in the bed. She then asked for a divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 215

You deserved it 108

By copenhagen20 - 05/03/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 241

You deserved it 2 505

Really struggling, huh?

By Anonymous - 27/09/2023 10:00

Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 759

You deserved it 118

By Xerfox - 20/06/2016 20:34 - Germany - Neckarsulm

Today, I flew to Germany to meet up with a girl that I met in America 5 months ago and fell in love with. We've been talking every day for 5 months straight. I get here just for her to tell me that she likes me "like a brother". FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 381

You deserved it 1 917

Proof of love

By oh. - 15/12/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 495

You deserved it 183

Frying pan, meet fire

By Anonymous - 03/09/2023 22:00

Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML

I agree, your life sucks 922

You deserved it 136

Nice welcome

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 819

You deserved it 6 445

By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 300

You deserved it 3 892

CuriousEKitty 21

Sunday 10 November 2019 7:10

Wow that suck so much! Im so sorry, you don't deserve that!

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Sunday 10 November 2019 8:48

At least she's being honest ... after you caught her

Comments

Lt_Senpai 21

Sunday 10 November 2019 5:15

Yikes

CuriousEKitty 21

Sunday 10 November 2019 7:10

Wow that suck so much! Im so sorry, you don't deserve that!

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Sunday 10 November 2019 8:48

At least she's being honest ... after you caught her

Iamthebanzai22 21

Sunday 10 November 2019 11:06

Well, at least now you know that you need to dump her.

niteeshvasist 6

Sunday 10 November 2019 11:38

Well, she’s at least not hesitating to say that she needs intimacy! But, trust me, your life sucks!

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 10 November 2019 16:23

Once a cheater always a cheater time for a divorce

Kaylana_fml 31

Sunday 10 November 2019 19:01

Sounds like she's polyamorous and doesn't realize it, thus is unable to handle those emotions in a healthy way or in a way to maintain her fidelity in a monogamous relationship. That's very hurtful and unfair, and I'm sorry she did that to you.

Rae Miller 10

Sunday 10 November 2019 19:33

I get where she is coming from but she should have talked to you about it before hand!!! And if he wasn’t comfortable with her sleeping around while he’s deployed then divorce.