By She totally did not cheat - 15/08/2018 22:00

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Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML
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Charlie Given 26

Wow sorry to hear that but herpes can months to yrs before showing up, so unless you were both virgins either one of you could have had it 😕😟😭

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nentenkupo 16

Could have been from a previous relationship

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joeyl1990 28

Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving.

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nentenkupo 16

Could have been from a previous relationship

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Tootsie123 7

it's their third anniversary so I'm assuming op would have found out before now if that was the case...

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LeoCor 19

But it can take months or years to show up

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real life problems 26

In that case I hope it was just a pearl necklace

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RichardPencil 30

And I take it that’s not what you always wanted? You need to communicate if this marriage is going to work!

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Charlie Given 26

Wow sorry to hear that but herpes can months to yrs before showing up, so unless you were both virgins either one of you could have had it 😕😟😭

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wHSKitty 11

HSV 1 (mouth cold sore) or HSV 2 (genital cold sore)?

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wHSKitty 11

Either way, ew. I’d say I’m sorry, but if she had HSV 1 and you were stupid enough to kiss her/let her kiss you, or anything else (seeing as HSV 1 & 2 are interchangeable, sotospeak) it’s your own damn fault. If she didn’t tell you about it, then shame on her. If it was HSV 1, I’ve been told by a pharmacist that as long as a USV 1 sore isn’t visible, you’re ok for kissing at least. Not sure how true that is, but then I’ve never had a problem.

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almost_there44 26

You sound like a ******* genius! What medical school did you attend and what's your specialty? Dumbatology?

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wHSKitty 11

I didn’t notice the username you chose. My apoly

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Glowworm56 26

Ah herpes, the one gift that's not okay to give back.

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