By eaa145 - 03/03/2009 21:40 - United States

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Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML
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Brown5922 0
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ohhh haha nice gift from you... but i guess your not performing well?

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genius_man16 0
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You should have told her that your dick isn't small, her vagina is huge.

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ohsnapp823 0

84... HAHAHA! THAT IS FUNNY

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ooitastic 0
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you see, she got you something that you needed

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z620 0
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She's not necessarily saying it's small, but that she wants it to be bigger. Even if I had a foot long I wouldn't mind it being bigger.

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ams_fml 0

well, you should thank her it's a thoughtful gift :)

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Thebluez 0
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and use it too. there's a reason u got that

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Brown5922 0
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ohhh haha nice gift from you... but i guess your not performing well?

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LLLP 0

No he obviously is and the pills she got him are just a joke. Geez.

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GameRater01 0
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lol that she'd think they'd work

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alex_vik 0

Too bad they don't do jack squat.

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kaliko808at702 0
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too bad you know that first hand. I sense animosity... OP: enzyte win

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cp2292 0
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Tots your fault, Have a bigger penis if you dont want things like this to happen

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tuxedoandex 28
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hey #6 how about you try controlling your penis size? tell us all how it works out

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Miguel83 8
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I thought he was being sarcastic

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Blank_fml 0
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now you know what to get her next year ^_^

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jakelesnake 0
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perhaps she wanted a pearl necklace instead?

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sexygirl123 0

lmao that sucks, well at least u'll be better in bed.

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