By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 04:57 - United States

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Today, it was my boyfriend and my six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same. So I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What does he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML
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purple5 0

Six months and you buy him a really expensive watch?

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Sacharified 0

Not very many guys think every month-iversary is particularly special, especially since a lot of girls tend to have their own 'schema' as to which ones are important and which aren't.

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Bathory_fml 0

She does deserve it. "six-month anniversary". She buys an expensive watch for their "six-month anniversary". This isn't a real anniversary, mind you, because a "six-month anniversary" isn't a full year. Is this getting through to you? "six-month anniversary". Not real anniversary. And then she posts it as an FML when he gets her something not as expensive. Well, duh! I'm surprised she got anything at all.

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alex_vik 0

YDI means "You Deserved It", not "You dumb idiot" *facepalm*

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Mandy_fml 0

#54: Still, maybe she shouldn't have expected a luxury item, but condoms is damn right rude. Besides, you can get them for free in the clinics. At least he could have bought a box of chocolates.

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lezzyluver 0

pshhhh let's why me and my gal skip guyss girllsss are soooo muccchhhh bettter

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Snorlax_Snarf 10

There's such thing as a six month anniversary?

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nuclear 0

It's the thought that counts. And hey, at least it's more than one! Better than nothing. Need more cheering up? Because I probably have more cliches. :)

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swooshq 0

haha i love this comment

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jjjjessica 0

what about "good things come in small packages" or the one about groups of three? lol

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brandybaby1204 0

love this comment

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Dylan1996 0

Lol say " you won't need them until you get me a gift" 2nd lol

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goodoldave 17

He just wanted to protect you lol.

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hk_fml 9

Aww that sucks. Maybe he'll feel bad and get you something to make up for it? Hopefully he will :D

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kendalle_fml 0

well at least you will remember it. plus it is only a 6 month anniversary

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meeeep 0

anniversary means 1 year...

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Brokendreams_fml 0

OMFG THANK YOU! I was gonna say the exact same thing. Annual means once a year. Anniversary means one time on a certain day a year. I hate people that are like "My 3 week anniversary." Like shut up. Your stupid.

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Eltsc 0

"Your stupid." Oh, the irony! It burns! Seriously, my stupid what?

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your_face 15

For some people, 6 months is a big deal.

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rick_james_b17ch 0

anniversary derives from the word annual, which is an extension of the word anal, so its not a milestone until you've had anal.

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Decem_fml 0

Annual means yearly. Annu- is the root for year.

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Curtieeeez 0

At least you won't get pregnant.

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Sacharified 0

Not very many guys think every month-iversary is particularly special, especially since a lot of girls tend to have their own 'schema' as to which ones are important and which aren't.

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genius_man16 0

that's what I was thinking. I mean, some girls need to have a special thing every month, and others only care about the anniversary. So whatevs I think your boyfriend is hilarious.

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emer_helena 0

Well, I guess he's not one of those super-fancy materialistic guys. That's good. But he could have at least got you a whole pack

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purple5 0

Six months and you buy him a really expensive watch?

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Fry_fml 0

Stupid women. Its a six month anniversary, it means literally NOTHING. Get over it.

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swooshq 0

Right! I'm a girl and all, but seriously months really don't matter. If it's your somethingith year anniversary then you could complain about condoms. But six months?!? Your life isn't ******...maybe it was a joke : D

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T1A2Z3 34

It probably meant a lot to her. I think that is fair enough

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