Today, my friend told me how she crept out last night to hook up with her boyfriend. At one point, she said she "snack" out, so I corrected her by saying it's "snuck". My boyfriend snorted, showed us in a dictionary that it's actually "sneaked" and called us "fucking idiots". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
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Omegadolly 22
Both are acceptable. "Snuck" is more common, in my experience. It's like "hung" and "hanged." Hung was actually added to the dictionary later, as many people thought "hanged" sounded awkward and improper.
erikabt820 2
I agree with the boyfriend
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Comments (180)
TurnpikeTwister 0
Hahaha god I'm so glad I don't have to worry about "sneaking" out!
hellonyancat 6
I wonder what it is that makes people so angry about grammar and spelling.
CallMeBloo 31
We like to sound intelligent, and we also don't like to have to decipher garbled "attempts" at English for meaning? It's the same sort of reason anyone would want to be CORRECT at anything.
Calyx_fml 22
Actually, it's snooked.
Calyx_fml 22
Actually, I meant snookded. It's the past prefect perticyple. My bad.
beckham2k2 3
Snuck is a correct p.p of sneak, even Jennifer Gardner questioned Conan o'Brian once and boy, is she wrong
Janelle561 0
It's snuck, unless you use sneaked out.
tragicnightmare 15
now I'm left wondering which is the right grammar! ah, shake my head.
annagilbert 6
lol, ok, everyone says "Snuck" but i've never heard "Snack". your friend is the idiot.
vettle 6
Your boyfriend seems like a pleasure to be around!
Kaerunoutof 3
Today, I know past particle of sneak exist both snuck and sneaked. American and Canadian use snuck. But in dictionary, sneaked is correct.
saksxalmo 20
#80-- "Snuck" is also correct in dictionaries.
Shelta957 13
80- Whoah, I had trouble reading that.
tj4234 36
technically you are both right. Snuck is more of a dialectal thing. In Scotland, instead of saying told (as in.. I told you so) many of us say telt. Although for us that's probably something to do with Gaelic because tell and told are irregular present/past tense, whilst Gaelic uses a regular past tense (the word for swimming is also the word for swam for example). But yeah, both are acceptable.