Today, my friend told me how she crept out last night to hook up with her boyfriend. At one point, she said she "snack" out, so I corrected her by saying it's "snuck". My boyfriend snorted, showed us in a dictionary that it's actually "sneaked" and called us "fucking idiots". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
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Omegadolly 22
Both are acceptable. "Snuck" is more common, in my experience. It's like "hung" and "hanged." Hung was actually added to the dictionary later, as many people thought "hanged" sounded awkward and improper.
erikabt820 2
I agree with the boyfriend
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Comments (180)
picturescrazy 24
I thought it was snuck too. Sneaked doesn't sound right to be, but I'm glad I know now xD
attatood 8
wrong. Snuck it correct, just type it into Google.
ddgafd 6
I'm pretty sure they both are valid.
bubo_fml 11
Call your boyfriend a fnucker!
Esiuol_fml 5
Love how your boyfriend felt the need to prove it with a dictionary. :)
saidawhiting 14
Hi, English major here. Both 'sneaked' and 'snuck' are the acceptable past tense of 'sneak.' Tell your boyfriend nobody likes a grammar Nazi; especially an incorrect one.
KiddNYC1O 22
Good job.
creamysandwicher 0
Maybe she meant she snacked out on her boyfriend! Lol.
vanaathiel 13
I was shocked and appalled when I found out "Snuck" is apparently wrong. Saying "I sneaked out" just sounds so much worse :/
AlaskanBabyDoll 11
People still know what a dictionary is? Holy shit..
claydoughpla 1
No it's snuck