By AnonymousUser - 05/05/2012 00:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, feeling desperate, I asked my dad for advice on how to get a girl. He asked me why I want to even date. I panicked and said I just wanted to make someone happy. He told me that if I wanted to make someone happy, I should "just start by getting a goddamn vasectomy". FML
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FMLouis 6
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That was a bit harsh

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BruisedGiraffe 15
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Ask if he can find you a coupon

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FMLouis 6
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That was a bit harsh

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alexup24 13
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A bit? That was completely harsh.

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AugustBurnsToast 14
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Haha sounds like an even angrier Red Forman. D:

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Shadow2193 5

Just a wee bit

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Jezlovespink 5
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I wanted to 'like' this post lol

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NuTrees 9
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What?! Everyone's being so random. Including OPs dad. Who would be happy if he got a vasectomy??

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evilscorpi 29
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Any miserable baby mothers out there, that's who

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bluevayero 42
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but nonetheless true...

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BruisedGiraffe 15
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Ask if he can find you a coupon

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jackassiddy 8
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Buy one get one half off? ...Wait

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CaptMurdock 25
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Well that was unnecessary.

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FYLminerocks 7
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Woah. I have a feeling he's having trouble in his relationship as well and is taking it out on you. Talk to another nice adult ( they aren't all that mean) who has it all figured out.

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CommiesRus 0
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It's just his way of saying "I accidentally got someone pregnant"

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smmiller1631 0
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Guessing mom wants him to have one and he's takin the anger out on you. FYL OP

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Neorecon19 18
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Sorry guys, wrong FML.

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jerseyboy732 16

tell him you're gay and see his reaction

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jaredofmo 22

This whole FML reminds me of an earlier one about a dad who told his son about overpopulation and was disappointed his son wasn't gay. ... Some dads are real jerks.

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elerbears 9
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"thanks for the great advice dad!"

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ChrisG93 8
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I choose you Pikachu! Lol but yeah that is some pretty serious advice.

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sm0kinBCBudz 0
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8- I love the Hoodie

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jackassiddy 8
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I'm looking forward to your next FML after you ask your mother.

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blcksocks 19

Looks like someone wasn't a planned kid lol..

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Ray_of_midnight 22
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Many unplanned kids are nonetheless wanted and loved. Sounds like OP's dad had a kid and didn't want one, or wasn't ready for one. F OP's L.

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rubberduckie94 13
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Your Dad sounds as if someone shoved a stick up his ass. Why not ask your Mom. She is a girl. She knows what we like obviously better than him.

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film_addict1129 16
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His mum is a girl? Wow, really?! Sorry I had to...

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Rhysviri 10
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No, obviously OP is a test tube baby. ._.

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