By AnonymousUser - Australia - Brisbane
Today, feeling desperate, I asked my dad for advice on how to get a girl. He asked me why I want to even date. I panicked and said I just wanted to make someone happy. He told me that if I wanted to make someone happy, I should "just start by getting a goddamn vasectomy". FML
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By  FYLminerocks  |  7

Woah. I have a feeling he's having trouble in his relationship as well and is taking it out on you. Talk to another nice adult ( they aren't all that mean) who has it all figured out.

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  jaredofmo  |  22

This whole FML reminds me of an earlier one about a dad who told his son about overpopulation and was disappointed his son wasn't gay.

... Some dads are real jerks.