Today, my friend told me how she crept out last night to hook up with her boyfriend. At one point, she said she "snack" out, so I corrected her by saying it's "snuck". My boyfriend snorted, showed us in a dictionary that it's actually "sneaked" and called us "fucking idiots". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
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Omegadolly 22
Both are acceptable. "Snuck" is more common, in my experience. It's like "hung" and "hanged." Hung was actually added to the dictionary later, as many people thought "hanged" sounded awkward and improper.
erikabt820 2
I agree with the boyfriend
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Comments (180)
berossm 7
I say hit him in the face with the page 'snuck' is on.
shortvirgo13 7
It's called a perfect past particible, sunk is a perfect past particible while sneaked its past tense for instance write, wrote, written, written is a particible. Illiterate bastards.
shortvirgo13 7
It's funny when you correct someone and then you realize your mistake. Remove sunk Insert snuck FML.
Sarry77 6
...I feel as if you mean participle
serena_10 11
get over it, he obviously didn't really mean it.. How is this FML worthy?
Bloodaxe93 0
Both are correct due to the different types of English - British and American. I'd take a guess and say your in America and your boyfriend used an American English dictionary. Snuck would be the most accepted form for the paste tense of sneak. I think your boyfriend needs more educating.
jerseyboy732 16
you just killed it
salsera13 7
Says the person who uses the wrong your? I'd proofread any disparaging comments a little more carefully.
meade34 2
And paste tense? Really? Talk about needing more educating.
honeycracker 1
^ past*
Bloodaxe93 0
Forgive me for doing this on my iPod, with small keyboard and auto correction. I really should of double checked it but I guess as a perfectionist that you would always do this yourself? Still doesn't take away from the point I was trying to make, and also that I was making the girl feel better in that she was right.
Bloodaxe93 0
How was the remark wrong? I was letting the girl know that she was correct, and not an idiot as her boyfriend said. Also, I guess I should of wrote the comment on my laptop instead of an iPod with small keyboard and autocorrect. Well next time I will double check so that I don't upset anyone :-) Still, I think I made the point I was trying to say.....that both ways are correct.
koala7_fml 2
Should have*
docscientist 10
Ive always used snuck as an American... Sneaked sounds too messy to really fit the described behavior.
xXRockStarXx 3
*should have written
meade34 2
Thank you
whatwhyhoo 10
Maybe the GF snuck out for a snack. :-)
BellaMarta 19
Could be either... "snuck" is the past participle of sneak.
perdix 31
The good news is only your friend is the ******* idiot. "Snuck" is fine, especially in casual speech, but "snack" is utterly moronic.
beast_mode33 0
Your boyfriend is a f**king idiot
GoW_Chick 15
Looks like someone needs to pay attention while school house rock is on.... Oh they don't play that anymore? Well damn, why the hell not?!
Fisahgurl 1
Blah, sounds like my English teacher. Snuck isn't a word to him.. Very annoying.