Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
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Bear_fml 0
Pretty much looks like you both deserved that one...
ATchick_08 0
Haha... You both deserved it for being morons lmao
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Comments (174)
InsaneOblongata 0
As far as I can tell, you're both idiots.
RenoEnvy 0
Ouch. Well, he's an ass for cheating. And you're a meany for saying that to him. Situation blows. Sounds like you're both immature and are better off without eachother. Some advise- next boyfriend you have, don't say things like that. =)
Young_Sparta 0
i believe he lied. obnly because if he couldn't please her, what makes her think that he could make 3 other girls cum unless they cum easy?
Bloodycrustheart 0
yeah thats like a really normal and hilarious joke that boyfriends everywhere respond exceedingly well to. I cant imagine why he would be screwing three other girls with a fine attitude like that. Sorry, you're just a tool.
RenoEnvy 0
Ouch. Well, he's an ass for cheating. And you're an ass for saying that to him. Situation blows. Sounds like you're both immature and are better off without eachother. Some advice- next boyfriend you have, don't say things like that. =)
woody_fml 0
This is not a FML, it's a bad half-written joke.
hardcore_fml 0
You said something to piss him off, and he did the same. Why am I supposed to feel sorry for you again?
Zic_fml 7
F**k his life, not yours! You set it up for yourself by being an attention *****. Now you reap what you have sawn. Have fun.
simplyfucked 0
owned!!!
thebigO_fml 0
I hoped that you learned something!
HomeBurger 0
is this FML because he 1-up'd the shit out of you, or because he's cheating on you? Either way, no sympathy. Either **** you for being a bitch, or at least take solace in the fact that he's also cheating on three other girls.