Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
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Top comments
Bear_fml 0
Pretty much looks like you both deserved that one...
ATchick_08 0
Haha... You both deserved it for being morons lmao
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Comments (174)
LifeSUCKS143 0
You sound like me and my ex. You guys do not get along well and don't belong together. You should accept that and end it now and stay friends before you both get more hostile and hate each other.
lalalie23 0
Oh snap.
aliii_ 0
HA. yer both retarded.
mnicholle 0
wwwwwwwwwwowwwwwwwwwww omg ouch
dre228 0
that is what you get for lying....if you were not lying then you still suck cuz he is still screwing 3 other girls....u deserve this because u play too many games like most other ***** (i mean girls)
Simp_fml 0
Yea, if somebody told me I was shitty in bed, I'd tell them I was ******* around behind their backs. But hey, on the bright side, if what both of you said were true, those chicks won't be with him long.
andexox 0
wow. your a jerk
ms714 0
oh shit, you were just kidding too
Real_Lol_Cat 0
You're so retarded. Of course he said that. I don't blame him. And if you really are faking it, it may not be his fault completely. It takes two to tango sweetheart, so you have to put in, too. And obviously you aren't, otherwise he wouldn't need three other girls. And this is coming from a chick.
hellonurse 0
You idiot.