Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
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Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
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Bear_fml 0
Pretty much looks like you both deserved that one...
ATchick_08 0
Haha... You both deserved it for being morons lmao
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Comments (174)
Taihen 0
#27: Some girls just can't ******. Well, technical can, but have a lot of trouble getting there. So he could have three other girls that he can get there and one who he can't without too much trouble.
gregthestrange 3
OP=stupid ****. you got what you deserved. dumbfuck
mariposa93 0
OP, I don't have much sympathy for you. #3, Your logic surrounding orgasms is lacking.
imthedude 0
Didn't we learn anything from American Pie series??? The rule of 3....3 girls means hes really only ******* 1 other, or maybe even none.
WTFisher 0
I have a feeling that most of the people shutting you down are guys. I've definitely thought of shouting hurtful comments like that to my ex-girlfriends. You're human! Most of the complainers probably have said or done something similar, if not worse. I will never support cheaters. Stay strong.
Uconnrunner 0
I'll give you a real ******.
x3audraaax3 0
that must suuck. if my boyfriend ever said he was ******' other girls i probably would of beat the shit outta him.
11dibarig 0
both u and ur boyfriend sound SOOO immature
freespirit080791 0
u deserved this for bing such an immature c**t. y wud u specifically aim to piss off ur boyfriend?
Failercoptor 0
obviously this guy is an asshole, i mean, doesn't it make sense that a guy F***ing three other girls wouldn't give a F*** if he was a dick to his gf? and why does everyone assume her insult was unwarrented