Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
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Bear_fml 0
Pretty much looks like you both deserved that one...
ATchick_08 0
Haha... You both deserved it for being morons lmao
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Comments (174)
camspilly 0
Sorry you failed
cameron6i 0
its people who get together like this that make me feel that mandatory sterilization is not such a bad idea
Crackerman 0
Here's an idea ; Maybe he was messing with you because you were messing with him? If this is the case, you earned that one. ......If he really doesn't get you off, and you'd like to keep him around because he's an alright guy, try helping him out instead of being a bitch about it......If that's how you normally handle such things, I can understand if he cheated. I'm not saying I condone cheating (I don't . It's despicably spineless) , but I understand.
itybitykity 0
I think it's funny how many girls fake it. Especially when a guy is like 'I ALWAYS make girls cum.' Cuz, no dear, no...you don't.
thedragonsword 0
If you fake even one ******, its your own fault. Tell him what you want and he will do it.
RPM_fml 0
not a fml. all your fault. you simply shouldn't have been a bitch.
xiingli 0
He probably didn't mean it but you deserved it.
megtucker 0
good thing you broke up, you didn't deserve it!
SilverMyst787 0
True or not true, you totally had that coming. What he said was ****** up, but what you said was below the belt, too.
themanistheman 0
b*tch