Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
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Top comments
Bear_fml 0
Pretty much looks like you both deserved that one...
ATchick_08 0
Haha... You both deserved it for being morons lmao
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Comments (174)
i_get_a_laugh 0
I'm sorry, but that was about the funniest thing I've heard in a while. What did you expect? You deserved that one.
jSOPURE 3
Can anbody smell an orgy?
arcangel81 0
who's laughing now bitch?
florza 0
you should tell him how to please you, its not like he's psychic. Thats your fault
adam2 0
For all getting pissed of here...they both lied. "just to piss him off" implies it's not true, then he lied as a comeback.
somedude1 0
bwahahahahhahaahha owned
Sean123 0
pay back is a bitch, oh ho pay back is a bitch...........you deserved that one trying to get him pissed off
hellobob 0
ok its not her fault she was joking around! you're better of without him
squigglyshark 0
so was he, and besides her comment might be legitimate, while his definitely wasn't.
Don_fml 0
Women that fake orgasms get what they deserve - a lover that never improves. Contrary to popular belief, we can usually tell the difference. I'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
dickweedfuck 0
Nice try.