Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
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Bear_fml 0
Pretty much looks like you both deserved that one...
ATchick_08 0
Haha... You both deserved it for being morons lmao
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Comments (174)
Sleepzsc 0
couldve been worse news. he could have given you herpies
alex_vik 1
That's what you get for trying to piss him off.
AliSama 17
tell him blow up doll;'s don't count as real people.
c3ns0r3dn4m3 0
ROFL nice one. YDI tho :)
TheAlxEnigma 0
LOL pwned. you deserved it too.
Betty7 0
Just because you made a comment to piss him off doesn't mean you deserve to be cheated on (and with three girls too!). He's a jerk. If he can't make you come, I doubt three other girls would be sleeping with him.
genius_man16 1
why? maybe the other girls just cum easy? but I don't think he was serious. He just 1-upped you big time, and YDI for sure
imbatmanfir 15
I agree with ya there that's exactly what I was thinking
JesusChristND 0
nice one sarah marshall
rachelforgot2 0
thats ****** up! in a fake relation ship.....must still be in high school, or dropped out, and have a case of mental retardation
Young_Sparta 0
or he could have lied just so she would shut the hell up. YDI for trying to piss him off
jesusjr 0
On the bright side, you don't have to fake them anymore.
mauricioros21 0
Jesus jr? Woow pathetic
cuttybuddy 0
lulz. he might not have even cheated, he just had a better line to piss you off. it's all about 1-ups manship and it looks like he wins.
Jaywin 3
Trying to piss him off with lies? How immature. What'd you expect him to say? You left yourself wide open for him to say something like that.
tpag3r 0
ha wide open good one