Work and Customers: Ma'm, we closed 10 minutes ago

Ma'm, we closed 10 minutes ago

By Samantha - 19/11/2020 13:08 - United States - Kingsport

Today, I had a woman throw a clipboard and yell at me to then storm off, still yelling in the mall where I work, all because I'd told her it was too late to do a piercing tonight. FML

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Thursday 19 November 2020 23:37

A piercing takes two seconds -- what wrong with you? You should pretend to accommodate her and for her rudeness, pierce her right in the tragus.

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 19 November 2020 23:37

A piercing takes two seconds -- what wrong with you? You should pretend to accommodate her and for her rudeness, pierce her right in the tragus.

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