Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly...

By oil300 - 23/7/2015 02:34 - Australia - Hawker

Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly stumbled through the door making out the whole time. I thought that the situation couldn't get worse, but then my Dad asked me if I had a condom they could use. FML

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Ahahah some of the comments here are pretty funny...but some are pretty off...you weirdos

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By wheresthesafety | 31

#6358825 - Thursday 23 July 2015 11:58

And did you have one?

By MrThump | 16

#6358840 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:03

Hope you gave him a ribbed one for your mums pleasure.

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By wheresthesafety | 31

#6358825 - Thursday 23 July 2015 11:58

And did you have one?

HerMischief | 21

#6358868 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:19

Hey everyone, what ever happened to the FML staff? They never reply to any posts/comments anymore.

Nessco | 36

#6358878 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:40

Another win for the parents!

anujt360 | 13

#6359032 - Thursday 23 July 2015 17:52

#1: Your name's perfect for this.

By wheresthesafety | 31

#6358829 - Thursday 23 July 2015 11:59

I love walking my Netflix too!

By catchmenow1 | 21

#6358832 - Thursday 23 July 2015 11:59

Oh, that's just mortifying

spoo | 23

#6359297 - Thursday 23 July 2015 22:36

I know, OP wants a new sibling

happysmile987 | 24

#6359308 - Thursday 23 July 2015 22:54

Well not so traumatizing, if they were that drunk out of their minds, they won't remember and it won't be as awkward. Still, pretty gross.

By coraline123c | 23

#6358835 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:00

So you were "walking Netflix"? Interesting.

By Apretendbiscuit | 12

#6358836 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:01

Quick, give them one!! You'll end up with a baby brother or sister if you don't, trust me I've read about these things

pinkster2014 | 25

#6359034 - Thursday 23 July 2015 17:53

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By FutureSurgeon | 16

#6358837 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:02

Well, at least your parents still love each other like that. Although it won't be much comfort at the moment I bet.

By MrThump | 16

#6358840 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:03

Hope you gave him a ribbed one for your mums pleasure.

Zebediabolical | 37

#6358857 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:11

"Is that a roughrider condom you slipped on?" "Naw, baby. It's genital warts."

MortenM | 17

#6360228 - Saturday 25 July 2015 0:18

I just hope OPs dad didn't come back saying: Hey son, you wouldn't have one that's a few sizes larger?

By rabbiddog | 13

#6358843 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:04

Walking Netflix? sounds like you were the drunken one my friend

By Queensland | 27

#6358855 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By hoosiergirl94 | 31

#6358856 - Thursday 23 July 2015 12:11

At least they were being safe!