Miscellaneous: Comedy gold - FML

Comedy gold

By skippy_liz - 26/10/2010 07:48 - United States

Today, I went to the library to pick up a copy of Romeo and Juliet for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't find Shakespeare anywhere. Where could I find him?" She quickly replied, "He's dead", giggled to herself, and went back to her work. FML

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By haha - 04/09/2011 00:04 - United States

Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML

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By Juliet - 10/03/2011 12:36

Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML

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My short hair!

By Trama1201 - 04/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2018 11:00 - United States - Twin Falls

Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my book was gone. FML

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By lostintdot - 31/07/2014 11:38 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML

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By FML FML FML!! - 27/05/2019 06:00

Today, we had to do a scene from Romeo and Juliet. I was Romeo, and this really pretty girl was Juliet. When she found out she was with me, I heard her say "FML." FML

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What hell, lady?

By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 08:00

Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML

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By Talkingbeforethinking - 16/03/2019 18:00

Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML

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By Sariitaa_fml - 18/11/2017 19:00

Today, I was in the romantic section of a book store making fun of the titles. Thinking my friend was behind me, I read in a sexy voice, “Sleeping with a Stranger” and turned to laugh only to find the 70-year-old store manager smiling and winking at me. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML

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habeeboburky94 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 16:03

isn't she just hilarious? o.o

jok3r_l3tal 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 16:04

Lmfao nerd ****** xD

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goalie001 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 23:34

well he is dead.

lifesucks98 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 0:15

wth? what kind of fml is that? cuz a librarian made a lame joke thats a fml, wow ur cool

amanda_cc 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 0:32

and this is an fml bcuz........?

raz123 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 2:47

what a bitch

KiwiDingo 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 2:57

WIN FOR THE LIBRARIAN!!!

itstinnytiny 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 3:13

hahaha

sophiamichelle 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 3:13

lol she sounds like a bitch. it's not you're fault that you thought there was a section just on Shakespeare.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 27 October 2010 4:49

You misinterpreted the entire FML. Also, the librarian isn't a bitch for making a joke...

tessie98love 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 4:28

how is that at all fyl?

flipcrazy 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 4:44

You got owned brosef

secundasaol 6

Wednesday 27 October 2010 4:47

YDI for not knowing how to use the library.

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