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Isn't that a good thing? I mean-- if you can make someone laugh, you can make them do anything, right? Funny women are a rarity, and you farting while looking sexy is hilarious.
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I would have laughed too and asked you out because that would be the funniest freaking thing ever. I couldn't wait to see what you did next, though. BTW, don't stress it that much. Passing gas is a regular thing it appears, and most people don't mind. It's "funny" but not if you're nasty about it.
Sorry, I LOL'd irl. Well, at least he laughed instead of sneered at you... Good effort, though! :)
escaping fugitive farts happen... when you're doing push-ups, carrying bricks or sitting in a weird position... not when you're walking! Seek medical atention.
maybe she was a little nervous and contracted her lips instead of her sphincter...
This only applies to good looking girls, farts just turn me on.
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Isn't that a good thing? I mean-- if you can make someone laugh, you can make them do anything, right? Funny women are a rarity, and you farting while looking sexy is hilarious.
That's when you turn to him, a swoosh of hair covering one eye, and say "If you like that, there's more where it came from," turn on your heels and do a sexy saunter out of the library.