By parkoursam - 10/03/2015 16:45 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML
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Thanks for the advice lol

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shiffizzle 13

Your doctor is hilarious. I would've died laughing, especially since he already knew what happened. That's awesome

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TheGreastest 24
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your doctor knew.. lol

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TheGreastest 24
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your doctor knew.. lol

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rossea 21
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OP how can you stand shaving down there? It makes it so itchy!

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R3TROxLOV3 32
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44, it's only itchy if you do it wrong. I'd personally never ever ever ever wax there. having someone rip the hair of my vagina out by the roots? I'm good.

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FitFriday 32
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It's actually not as painful as most people think

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hopelessfrantic 9
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Actually it's agony!

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ZorroRooster 19
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I've never had any issues with it.

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Enkeria 30
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Don't shave your pubes before a doctors appointment then. Lol.

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Enkeria 30
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Seriously guys? It was a joke...

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ihaveasushicat 24
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Did he really say "dicken pox"...?

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Probably. He prescribed shaving cream; he must've given some "diagnosis."

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shiffizzle 13

Your doctor is hilarious. I would've died laughing, especially since he already knew what happened. That's awesome

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Frillwee95 12

Op should have invited the doctor to his next game of sarcastiball.

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NinjaBoyDavido 13

That's hilarious, hope you're ok though. :)

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1dvs_bstd 41

Dick in a box?

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Chilupa 28
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That's my favourite Justin Timberlake song :)

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Mc_Knapkins 10
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@29 its The Lonly Island ft. Justin Timberlake… not the other way around

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watermelon15 35
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Your doctor has a good sense of humor

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bearstyle22 11
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haha doc with the zinger

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Mynamewontfi 40
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Your doctor sounds pretty awesome.

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Jake42100 17
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That's too funny,At least your doctor has a sence of humor...

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