FML : Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was...

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Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

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Thanks for the advice lol

By parkoursam / Tuesday 10 March 2015 16:45 / United States - Chicago

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By shiffizzle | 13

#6228271 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 0:37

Your doctor is hilarious. I would've died laughing, especially since he already knew what happened. That's awesome

By TheGreastest | 24

#6228257 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 0:33

your doctor knew.. lol

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By TheGreastest | 24

#6228257 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 0:33

your doctor knew.. lol

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rossea | 21

#6228420 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 3:49

OP how can you stand shaving down there? It makes it so itchy!

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R3TROxLOV3 | 32

#6228432 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 4:06

44, it's only itchy if you do it wrong. I'd personally never ever ever ever wax there. having someone rip the hair of my vagina out by the roots? I'm good.

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FitFriday | 32

#6228557 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 7:51

It's actually not as painful as most people think

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hopelessfrantic | 9

#6228587 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 9:06

Actually it's agony!

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ZorroRooster | 19

#6230561 - Friday 13 March 2015 3:17

I've never had any issues with it.

By Enkeria | 30

#6228262 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 0:35

Don't shave your pubes before a doctors appointment then. Lol.

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Enkeria | 30

#6229409 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 22:50

Seriously guys? It was a joke...

By ihaveasushicat | 24

#6228266 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 0:36

Did he really say "dicken pox"...?

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ohSNAPyall | 26

#6229452 - Thursday 12 March 2015 0:05

Probably. He prescribed shaving cream; he must've given some "diagnosis."

By shiffizzle | 13

#6228271 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 0:37

Your doctor is hilarious. I would've died laughing, especially since he already knew what happened. That's awesome

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Frillwee95 | 12

#6228551 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 7:31

Op should have invited the doctor to his next game of sarcastiball.

By NinjaBoyDavido | 13

#6228274 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 0:38

That's hilarious, hope you're ok though. :)

By 1dvs_bstd | 41

#6228275 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 0:39

Dick in a box?

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Chilupa | 27

#6228340 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 1:43

That's my favourite Justin Timberlake song :)

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Mc_Knapkins | 10

#6228492 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 5:19

@29 its The Lonly Island ft. Justin Timberlake… not the other way around

By watermelon15 | 35

#6228276 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 0:39

Your doctor has a good sense of humor

By bearstyle22 | 11

#6228277 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 0:39

haha doc with the zinger

By Mynamewontfi | 40

#6228278 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 0:39

Your doctor sounds pretty awesome.

By Jake42100 | 17

#6228280 - Wednesday 11 March 2015 0:40

That's too funny,At least your doctor has a sence of humor...

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