By parkoursam - 10/03/2015 16:45 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML
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Thanks for the advice lol

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shiffizzle 13

Your doctor is hilarious. I would've died laughing, especially since he already knew what happened. That's awesome

your doctor knew.. lol

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your doctor knew.. lol

OP how can you stand shaving down there? It makes it so itchy!

44, it's only itchy if you do it wrong. I'd personally never ever ever ever wax there. having someone rip the hair of my vagina out by the roots? I'm good.

It's actually not as painful as most people think

Actually it's agony!

I've never had any issues with it.

Don't shave your pubes before a doctors appointment then. Lol.

Seriously guys? It was a joke...

Did he really say "dicken pox"...?

Probably. He prescribed shaving cream; he must've given some "diagnosis."

shiffizzle 13

Your doctor is hilarious. I would've died laughing, especially since he already knew what happened. That's awesome

Frillwee95 12

Op should have invited the doctor to his next game of sarcastiball.

NinjaBoyDavido 13

That's hilarious, hope you're ok though. :)

1dvs_bstd 41

Dick in a box?

That's my favourite Justin Timberlake song :)

@29 its The Lonly Island ft. Justin Timberlake… not the other way around

Your doctor has a good sense of humor

haha doc with the zinger

Your doctor sounds pretty awesome.

That's too funny,At least your doctor has a sence of humor...