Today, I went to the library to pick up a copy of Romeo and Juliet for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't find Shakespeare anywhere. Where could I find him?" She quickly replied, "He's dead", giggled to herself, and went back to her work. FML
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Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML
Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my book was gone. FML
Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML
Today, we had to do a scene from Romeo and Juliet. I was Romeo, and this really pretty girl was Juliet. When she found out she was with me, I heard her say "FML." FML
Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML
Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML
Today, I was in the romantic section of a book store making fun of the titles. Thinking my friend was behind me, I read in a sexy voice, “Sleeping with a Stranger” and turned to laugh only to find the 70-year-old store manager smiling and winking at me. FML
Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML
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habeeboburky94 0
isn't she just hilarious? o.o
jok3r_l3tal 0
Lmfao nerd ****** xD
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habeeboburky94 0
isn't she just hilarious? o.o
TehGirreth 0
I don't think she meant it to be hilarious, more like, she thought he was an idiot and laughed at him. @OP: Next time, specify that you're looking for the Shakespearian play "Romeo & Juliet", rather than saying you're looking for Shakespeare.
cantfightfate 0
20- considering libraries are usually sorted by author, it is completely legit to say I'm looking for Shakespeare. Im pretty sure the librarian was joking. this is so not an fml.
mrfruits 0
so the fml is that you are fat and the girl who made the joke is hot and skinny? yeah I would hate myself too.
SecureReflex 0
This is an FML.... why? I see literally no problem here. OP said something stupid, librarian commented on it with witty humor, then did the right thing and ignored the ignorant. Big whoop.
MarkSeattle 0
were you just wandering around looking? ever hear of a card catalog or computer search for the exact location...
brightnite 0
How is that a stupid question. Hey I'm looking for Shakespeare in a bookstore. WTF could that mean.....Hey I'm a dumb blonde lets figure it out. Btw if she was being witty and not serious she would have helped op instead of walking away feeling smart.
madarchod 0
YDI for not being specific
zerobahamut03 2
Haha I like that librarian's sense of humor.
chuk_norris_fml 0
Wow, OP, your life is TOTALLY ******!
ActionFearo 39
She's a keeper. Shakespeare told me
jok3r_l3tal 0
Lmfao nerd ****** xD
Nena713 0
#4 Thanks for sharing that useless information. Do you want a Klondike bar for your observation?
ifailplzinsultme 0
2 isn't 4....
knockedover 0
omg you look hot, seriously (:
rararad 3
30, I second that.
rararad 3
Whoops I meant 33.
rougeofwar 0
:D
RedPillSucks 31
@30 It's that new math they're teaching nowadays. It goes well with the new grammar.
Nena713 0
There was a #4 wise guy. The comment disappeared. Don't do me...
rosepetals91 3
ur hot ;) how much do you work out?
vivienmoore 0
best.librarian.EVAR!
GrammarPoilce 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
She obviously didn't understand the question. You should try being more specific next time.:)
JoelRHale 0
Or she has a sense of humor and OP can't take a joke and has to run tell the internet.
SadinSherman 16
Or it wasn't funny
bfsd42 20
16. Awesome. just what I was thinking. Op can't take a (kinda funny) joke.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Meh, not that funny. Plus even if she did intend it as a joke, why would she go back to work and completely ignore the OP?
ActionFearo 39
She was busy playing minecraft
Rorix 6
How is this an FML?
allmidnighteyes 10
i laughed.
skimonkey96 0
mwahaha ..... me too.
WorkThatButt 2
Yeah, he's dead, surprised?
amandajlucas2015 2
U set urself up for that lol
nathan5 0
fair point i think...nerdgasm!!
bobsanction 18
******* WIN
TehGirreth 0
I don't ******* get your ******* comment. If you could ******* elaborate, then perhaps I could ******* comprehend the ******* statement you decided to ******* post. Aren't adjectives FUN?
dudeitsdanny 9
******* fun.
HamsteronA 0
How can it be a '******* win' if nobody had sex?
ifailplzinsultme 0
39, i just don't ******* get why people like ******* cats and I'm ******* tired of it cause I was ******* your mom and the ******* cat came in and she ******* pet it!
RedPillSucks 31
Too much ******* fornication!
SaRah_In_LoVe 0
Well wasn't she helpful.
morella_xx 29
Haha! You have a pretty funny librarian. She's probably just sick of people who don't know how to use the catalog system.
MissErikaHart 0
I'm sure that's partly the reason the library has people working there
morella_xx 29
At any rate, OP was wandering around in the library for half an hour doing God knows what. Hoping "Shakespeare" would magically appear where it once said "DE 300 - DE 500" or something. [and yes, I know that's not the British literature section where R&J would be]
morella_xx 29
I don't know where the first half of my comment went? But in short, if the OP knows how to post on here, she knows how to search the catalog. It's not hard; she was just being lazy.
brannyh 0
This is when you fill out one of them complaint cards.
ActionFearo 39
Or... look for a sense of humor time