Comedy gold

By skippy_liz - 26/10/2010 07:48 - United States

Today, I went to the library to pick up a copy of Romeo and Juliet for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't find Shakespeare anywhere. Where could I find him?" She quickly replied, "He's dead", giggled to herself, and went back to her work. FML
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sadistmonkey 19

uh...how exactly is what the OP said stupid?

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TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0

he asked for Shakespere instead of the Shakespear Section.

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fthku 13

Which of course means he's looking for the actual Shakespeare doesn't it? What he said wasn't stupid. The fact he's crying about it and defining it as a "**** my life" moment - is.

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RedPillSucks 31

Sure, you said "library" but what you really meant was "**** shop". Next time ask for "Shake da lance". He doesn't go by Shakespeare any more.

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Jakers721 0

I don't get it. did she harass you somehow? or is your life so absolutely perfect that one pun completely derails it?

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ActionFearo 39

His sole purpose was to find Shakespeare and congratulate him on his latest Romeo and Juliet and Jason movie

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SirPlagueRat 6

I found her answer fairly amusing. :P I love librarians, they're all nuts.

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christa953 12

this is funny, not an fml

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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Not a FML, she was either flirting or just making a common cheesy joke.

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morella_xx 29

It's a play. And something tells me you have an aversion to reading in general.

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Bobby64 29

You searched for thirty minutes before getting help? I thought men were supposed to be the ones that never ask for directions... But seriously, I thought that was really weird.

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