Today, I went to the library to pick up a copy of Romeo and Juliet for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't find Shakespeare anywhere. Where could I find him?" She quickly replied, "He's dead", giggled to herself, and went back to her work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML
Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my book was gone. FML
Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML
Today, we had to do a scene from Romeo and Juliet. I was Romeo, and this really pretty girl was Juliet. When she found out she was with me, I heard her say "FML." FML
Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML
Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML
Today, I was in the romantic section of a book store making fun of the titles. Thinking my friend was behind me, I read in a sexy voice, “Sleeping with a Stranger” and turned to laugh only to find the 70-year-old store manager smiling and winking at me. FML
Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML
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habeeboburky94 0
isn't she just hilarious? o.o
jok3r_l3tal 0
Lmfao nerd ****** xD
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whojustsaidthat 0
She must think she's just SO cute
sadistmonkey 19
uh...how exactly is what the OP said stupid?
TheyCallMeThumpe_fml 0
he asked for Shakespere instead of the Shakespear Section.
fthku 13
Which of course means he's looking for the actual Shakespeare doesn't it? What he said wasn't stupid. The fact he's crying about it and defining it as a "**** my life" moment - is.
RedPillSucks 33
Sure, you said "library" but what you really meant was "**** shop". Next time ask for "Shake da lance". He doesn't go by Shakespeare any more.
Jakers721 0
I don't get it. did she harass you somehow? or is your life so absolutely perfect that one pun completely derails it?
ActionFearo 39
His sole purpose was to find Shakespeare and congratulate him on his latest Romeo and Juliet and Jason movie
SirPlagueRat 6
I found her answer fairly amusing. :P I love librarians, they're all nuts.
megaanlovesmusic 1
that's kinda funny but how is this an FML ?
christa953 12
this is funny, not an fml
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Not a FML, she was either flirting or just making a common cheesy joke.
bobkilledfred 0
MLIA
morella_xx 29
It's a play. And something tells me you have an aversion to reading in general.
Bobby64 29
You searched for thirty minutes before getting help? I thought men were supposed to be the ones that never ask for directions... But seriously, I thought that was really weird.