Today, I went to the library to pick up a copy of Romeo and Juliet for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't find Shakespeare anywhere. Where could I find him?" She quickly replied, "He's dead", giggled to herself, and went back to her work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML
Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my book was gone. FML
Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML
Today, we had to do a scene from Romeo and Juliet. I was Romeo, and this really pretty girl was Juliet. When she found out she was with me, I heard her say "FML." FML
Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML
Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML
Today, I was in the romantic section of a book store making fun of the titles. Thinking my friend was behind me, I read in a sexy voice, “Sleeping with a Stranger” and turned to laugh only to find the 70-year-old store manager smiling and winking at me. FML
Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML
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habeeboburky94 0
isn't she just hilarious? o.o
jok3r_l3tal 0
Lmfao nerd ****** xD
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Comments (132)
deeloveee 4
wow. she prob came in her pants telling you that.
duhh10 0
how is this an FML? you were too lazy to Really look for the book and when you asked the librarian she made a dumb joke...big deal. look it up on the library computer. most libraries offer a search menu.
CallMeHush 1
That's right, he's dead Jim.
fthku 13
Dear FML. Today I was talking to a wheezing old librarian, and she made a joke. This will be my last entry. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!
Blaw023 0
This is not an FML
Cantabguy 0
You couldn't find the Shakespeare section in a library, even after searching for 30 minutes? Even assuming you exaggerated the time it took, unless the library in question is a legal deposit library (or equally large) then that's really scary.
joa76 3
Eh, in our local library, it's cataloged under young adult nonfiction, which is completely random and makes no sense whatsoever. So I can see where finding it could be problematic (but, you know, the card catalog can be used by your average 5 year old, particularly if it's on a computer).
lucious1 0
that's f*cking hilarious!
imright24 0
And instead of laughing it off you decided to cry on the internet. YDI.
wriptidez 0
ask her where her romeo is
ActionFearo 39
Dead.
mintcar 10
She has a sense of humor. Get over it.