Miscellaneous: My short hair!

My short hair!

By Trama1201 - 04/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML

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By LoLWut?? nd Why?? - 16/04/2013 04:01 - United States

Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, not only did she charge me over a hundred dollars for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 08:05 - Australia

Today, I took my daughter to the library instead of the pool. I sat her on the counter and, while I reached for my library card, she turned to the librarian and said, "We didn't go to the pool today because Mum has hairy legs." FML

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What hell, lady?

By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 08:00

Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML

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By rubgy_lover - 27/06/2013 15:02 - Canada - Surrey

Today, at work, I politely asked a patron to be quieter; I was hit in the face. I work in a library. FML

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By NoUsernamHere - 03/06/2015 13:25 - United States

Today, I was working on a project in my school's library when a group of teenagers came in and began talking and laughing and being loud. When I asked them to please quiet down, the librarian asked me to leave for being too loud. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML

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By fishingforubies2 - 24/07/2015 14:02 - Aruba - Oranjestad

Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML

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Unruly meets incompetence

By Anonymous - 14/10/2023 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the library when police arrested me for threatening people. The librarian even told them I did nothing wrong, and that the actual girl they wanted had already left. They took me in anyway. My dad sided with the police and let me “think about what I did” in jail overnight. FML

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Preference

By Windstar - 07/04/2009 07:32 - Canada

Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML

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By haha - 04/09/2011 00:04 - United States

Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML

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QueenSaru 28

Saturday 4 January 2020 18:03

Uh... I am a girl and I have short hair? Doesn't make me any less of a girl. Are you saying if someone goes bald (for any reason, chemo, health issues, genetics), they magically become a dude?

bobsanction 18

Sunday 5 January 2020 7:53

So? I'm a 6'1, 290 pound man with long hair and I've been mistaken for a girl even when I have a weeks worth of scruff.

Comments

AmbrosiaFan 18

Saturday 4 January 2020 16:20

Get over it or grow your hair out...

mfranks19891989 10

Saturday 4 January 2020 16:21

Have a great day sir

gsouther 11

Saturday 4 January 2020 16:51

If you want to be a girl then be a girl. That means clothes make up and hair. If you want to be a boy be a boy. Again clothes and hair. Something tells me their assumption is a result of your decisions.

QueenSaru 28

Saturday 4 January 2020 18:03

Uh... I am a girl and I have short hair? Doesn't make me any less of a girl. Are you saying if someone goes bald (for any reason, chemo, health issues, genetics), they magically become a dude?

Sady_Ct 37

Monday 6 January 2020 4:29

Being a girls isn’t about clothes makeup and hair. I work in a place where I can’t wear makeup, and have to keep my hair either short or tied up and tidy. I also can’t do my nails due to WHS. I personally prefer to wear shorts rather than skirts and dresses for convenience. None of these choices have ever turned me into nor had me addressed as a male.