FML : Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to...

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Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lostintdot - / Thursday 31 July 2014 11:38 / Canada - Kitchener

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By jenjen2633 | 17

#6024263 - Thursday 31 July 2014 18:26

It's always the innocent looking ones...

By TheKingKen | 22

#6024270 - Thursday 31 July 2014 18:28

It always makes me sad when a person's entertainment is at the expense of someone else. It happens all the time

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By Lebeaugars95 | 20

#6024259 - Thursday 31 July 2014 18:25

looll nobody in Toronto is like that, wdf

JennaNGood | 21

#6024331 - Thursday 31 July 2014 19:18

Yeah, when I moved to Toronto, everybody I asked for directions was SUPER nice. It is also OP's fault for trusting her after that ..

worldclassrager | 39

#6024351 - Thursday 31 July 2014 19:39

Ontario*

Lebeaugars95 | 20

#6024357 - Thursday 31 July 2014 19:42

read OP's name....

kingdomgirl94 | 27

#6024381 - Thursday 31 July 2014 20:04

Tdot is weird ass slang for Toronto for those who don't know.

laden_swallow09 | 34

#6024413 - Thursday 31 July 2014 20:57

^ Thank you.

By dabears1011234 | 27

#6024262 - Thursday 31 July 2014 18:26

Do you happen to be in New York City?

anormalperson | 25

#6024309 - Thursday 31 July 2014 18:53

It says Canada above the FML so no.

CobraLazerFace | 21

#6024312 - Thursday 31 July 2014 18:53

Canada man, Canada

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6024353 - Thursday 31 July 2014 19:40

It it wasn't in Canada, I'd guess NYC or LA. Talk about being cold...

addictedtoIASIP | 14

#6024469 - Thursday 31 July 2014 22:38

Talk about not taking the time to read where the guys from. He's from canada

sexpectations | 15

#6024470 - Thursday 31 July 2014 22:39

Toronto, to be exact

xoteeshaox | 22

#6024488 - Thursday 31 July 2014 23:10

if you are on the mobile app, it doesnt say where from. or at least not on my app (on a windows phone)

omgbrainZ_fml | 24

#6024598 - Friday 1 August 2014 2:30

@63 there are other big cities in Canada such as Ottawa Montreal and Vancouver.

ShowMeKay | 20

#6024616 - Friday 1 August 2014 3:18

#78 - No, 63's comment is right. OP's name says "lost in tdot" which stands for Toronto specifically.

Godsofdracos | 15

#6024707 - Friday 1 August 2014 6:00

Is Toronto part of Ontario, or vice versa? The post on the official FML app says published - Canada, Ontario.

Godsofdracos | 15

#6024720 - Friday 1 August 2014 6:15

Ignore me, didn't realize Ontario was a province in Canada and Toronto was its capital.

bluejayfan02 | 27

#6025787 - Saturday 2 August 2014 9:59

his name is "Lostintdot" i live 45 min north from Toronto and Tdot is another name for it.

JosephMoore77 | 8

#6026402 - Sunday 3 August 2014 2:49

Read under the fml, it says it in small text, #64

octopussperm125 | 18

#6027202 - Monday 4 August 2014 4:18

Nyc isnt only composed of assholes anymore, its slowly being overrun by hipsters

GenH2105 | 14

#6027600 - Monday 4 August 2014 16:35

#36: It's 82 degrees in Toronto today...

By jenjen2633 | 17

#6024263 - Thursday 31 July 2014 18:26

It's always the innocent looking ones...

By sarneeley | 14

#6024264 - Thursday 31 July 2014 18:26

Google it!

flufee2 | 26

#6024585 - Friday 1 August 2014 2:04

Maybe he needs the library for internet

kirito51 | 5

#6024586 - Friday 1 August 2014 2:08

then how is he writing this ?

flufee2 | 26

#6024662 - Friday 1 August 2014 4:34

He found the library!!!

doctorhook86 | 24

#6024754 - Friday 1 August 2014 8:21

#85: Nah, man. Gay strip clubs have wifi now, didntyaknow?

By garadan1 | 18

#6024268 - Thursday 31 July 2014 18:28

Ugh. I cannot believe people sometimes. Sorry, OP. Hope you found the way!

By TheKingKen | 22

#6024270 - Thursday 31 July 2014 18:28

It always makes me sad when a person's entertainment is at the expense of someone else. It happens all the time

minesbiggerr | 25

#6025308 - Friday 1 August 2014 22:52

^ this

By Steephx0 | 23

#6024271 - Thursday 31 July 2014 18:28

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

SMHsohard | 22

#6024319 - Thursday 31 July 2014 19:02

And the award for Douchebag of the Year goes to...

kinky44 | 28

#6024490 - Thursday 31 July 2014 23:12

Me. Man, my mom is gonna be so proud!

jkmartinjk | 16

#6024772 - Friday 1 August 2014 9:14

^Your award goes well with your profile pic

By JRT98 | 12

#6024274 - Thursday 31 July 2014 18:30

Well, at least you know where you are, kind of. Better than being in an alley.

By HAMY_fml | 23

#6024275 - Thursday 31 July 2014 18:30

Try asking a police officer or a pizza place that delivers is just as good. ( plus you could get pizza)

shudson186 | 17

#6024435 - Thursday 31 July 2014 21:42

Or... Just pull out a map at at tourist booth. Even if they don't have a cellphone there is places that help tourists find locations. OP can use that as well. No need to go to a pizza place while they are already busy to get directions.