Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML
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jenjen2633
| 17
It's always the innocent looking ones...
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TheKingKen
| 22
It always makes me sad when a person's entertainment is at the expense of someone else. It happens all the time
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Lebeaugars95
| 20
looll nobody in Toronto is like that, wdf
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JennaNGood
| 21
Yeah, when I moved to Toronto, everybody I asked for directions was SUPER nice. It is also OP's fault for trusting her after that ..
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worldclassrager
| 39
Ontario*
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Lebeaugars95
| 20
read OP's name....
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kingdomgirl94
| 27
Tdot is weird ass slang for Toronto for those who don't know.
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laden_swallow09
| 34
^ Thank you.
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dabears1011234
| 27
Do you happen to be in New York City?
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anormalperson
| 25
It says Canada above the FML so no.
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CobraLazerFace
| 21
Canada man, Canada
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
It it wasn't in Canada, I'd guess NYC or LA. Talk about being cold...
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addictedtoIASIP
| 14
Talk about not taking the time to read where the guys from. He's from canada
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sexpectations
| 15
Toronto, to be exact
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xoteeshaox
| 22
if you are on the mobile app, it doesnt say where from. or at least not on my app (on a windows phone)
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omgbrainZ_fml
| 24
@63 there are other big cities in Canada such as Ottawa Montreal and Vancouver.
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ShowMeKay
| 20
#78 - No, 63's comment is right. OP's name says "lost in tdot" which stands for Toronto specifically.
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Godsofdracos
| 15
Is Toronto part of Ontario, or vice versa? The post on the official FML app says published - Canada, Ontario.
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Godsofdracos
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Ignore me, didn't realize Ontario was a province in Canada and Toronto was its capital.
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bluejayfan02
| 27
his name is "Lostintdot" i live 45 min north from Toronto and Tdot is another name for it.
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JosephMoore77
| 8
Read under the fml, it says it in small text, #64
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octopussperm125
| 18
Nyc isnt only composed of assholes anymore, its slowly being overrun by hipsters
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GenH2105
| 14
#36: It's 82 degrees in Toronto today...
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jenjen2633
| 17
It's always the innocent looking ones...
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sarneeley
| 14
Google it!
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flufee2
| 26
Maybe he needs the library for internet
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kirito51
| 5
then how is he writing this ?
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flufee2
| 26
He found the library!!!
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doctorhook86
| 24
#85: Nah, man. Gay strip clubs have wifi now, didntyaknow?
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garadan1
| 18
Ugh. I cannot believe people sometimes. Sorry, OP. Hope you found the way!
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TheKingKen
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It always makes me sad when a person's entertainment is at the expense of someone else. It happens all the time
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minesbiggerr
| 25
^ this
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Steephx0
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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SMHsohard
| 22
And the award for Douchebag of the Year goes to...
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kinky44
| 28
Me. Man, my mom is gonna be so proud!
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jkmartinjk
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^Your award goes well with your profile pic
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JRT98
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Well, at least you know where you are, kind of. Better than being in an alley.
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HAMY_fml
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Try asking a police officer or a pizza place that delivers is just as good. ( plus you could get pizza)
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shudson186
| 17
Or... Just pull out a map at at tourist booth. Even if they don't have a cellphone there is places that help tourists find locations. OP can use that as well. No need to go to a pizza place while they are already busy to get directions.
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ShowMeKay
| 20
Toronto doesn't really have tourist booths around except major malls and attractions. Gas stations are probably the best bet for getting directions.
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Liamj774
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Find a book and slap her with it. If you find the library, of course