Sinning is winning

By Anonymous - 01/08/2021 18:01

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Today, I came home early from work and walked in on my husband in bed with his two young female "bible study students" from his church. Now I remember why he explicitly said to never interrupt his, "Sunday School Studies" with them. FML
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You deserved it 97

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He must've missed out on understanding the sin of adultery. Teach him a lesson in divorce 101.

It is a crime if they’re minors.

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He must've missed out on understanding the sin of adultery. Teach him a lesson in divorce 101.

Quite the contrary, he seems to understand it perfectly.

I've clearly been attending the incorrect sort of bible study...

how young? you called the police on him, right?

Adultery actually isn't a crime.

ttuseth 7

Not adultery for calling the police, bit how young the students might be

Well, in the U.S. it can be very much a crime. It is illegal in the following states: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Illinois, Kansas, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, New York, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Utah, Virginia and Wisconsin. Wisconsin specifically results in an up to $10,000 fine and/or up to 3 years in Jail.

It is a crime if they’re minors.

Wouldn't it be called "minorery" then?

Re-enacting Jacob with Rachel and Leah? In the Old Testament, polygamy was never banned. I don't know if you could enjoy your wives and concubines simultaneously.