Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
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24788 7
Your mom must be a babe.
neverland_fml 0
Compliment to your mama~Hopefully you got her genes.
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Comments (111)
myexsucks 0
Hahahahaha..."sonofmilf"...I love it!
eeee93757 0
**** your life because people think your mom is hot? Oh poor little you, get over yourself.
ch_kisama 0
YDI for being a part in that bullshit. I hope some future "code pink" catches you and gets your ass fired. ******* pig.
Maverick1130 0
ch_kisama, get over it. guys will be guys. get a big enough group of girls together and they do the same. had a Code 5 called on me by the customer service girls over the intercom when I went in for a job interview once at a large electronics store. it happens. people are horny beasts. :D let 'em have their fun.
hannah_b_fml 0
#45 wtf?
mcsnelly 5
um YDI for having a special "code" for when an attractive woman comes into your store. get a ******* life.
fkjiwefakris 0
45 what
jwsmythe 0
I'm guessing that you're still in, or just out of, high school since you're working in a grocery store and doing stupid adolescent things. But that's ok, kids will be kids. Enjoy. But for us older folks, there's only one thing to say......... What's your mom's number? :) We don't call "code pink", or code anything, or even peek around the end of the aisle to get a look at an attractive woman. We'll introduce ourselves, make small talk, take her out for dinner and drinks later, and .... well .... you're not old enough to know it goes from there. :)
xaelgames821 0
hooray 4 ur mom jokes
Teenracer22 0
who the hell cares