By Username - 15/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML
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jjoyce6 0

Orange you glad they didn't take your banana?


theten_fml 9

The orange does fall far from... Well I guess the orange doesn't fall at all 0_o

MizzErikaHart 8

I unknowingly repeated someone my bad

lol ur orange got nailed :p

ImFrackinBored 13

That's awesome XD

Could be worse though. At work we hung the apprentices toolbox up by the workshop crane. Took him ages to work out where it was and how to get it down... Definately not the sharpest tool in the shed. Nailing an orange to the ceiling? Someones got skills!!

monkeysareyummy 0

How is this an FML?

BayleeWasHere 1


jjoyce6 0

Orange you glad they didn't take your banana?

*in minions' voices from despicable me* "ooooooooooohhhh bananaaaaaaaa"

His banana will soon be nailed on the ceiling with his orange

Out. Get out.

How does that even happen...

crazychick1269 7


yourlifesfucked 0

A ladder and a hammer is my guess...

No, the co workers played shooting. One of them takes a nail gun and shouts "pull!" and the other throws the orange into the air

laxbro182 1

Ninja Aliens just happened!!! They nail things to walls and mess your day up

Ninja alien coworkers with a ladder a hammer and a nail gun.

yourlifesfucked 0

47- Dude that's one hell of an idea you got there... We should make it into a movie.... (grabs pen and paper)

ninja alien coworkers with a ladder hammer and a nailgun... who write movies.

47, good idea, but I'm just trying to figure out why a ninja alien would need a nail gun AND a hammer?

sucks2BEyouu 0

1. he uses the gun to nail enemies to the floor boarda and 2. He uses the hammer to bash their heads in while theyre defenseless.. why else would anyone need a nail gun and hammer?

it takes skill to nail an orange with just a ladder, hammer and no nail

blinkingstarlet 15


Not an fml


leogirl95 12


savemycookie 0

But ORANGE you glad to see it?? ;D *Bad drum roll* bad pun intended (:

Someone must not like you.... Hahahaha come on you gotta admit that's funny. It's like a Dwight and Jim prank on The Office.

I'm thinking Jim would do it before Dwight.

Hahah yeah I was thinking about Jim when I said that and then picturing Dwight filing a complaint. Haha


mertme36 2

I love The Office :)

Weld the refrigerator to the ceiling.

And how do you propose to weld metal to plaster? Anyway - I get your point...

hellbilly205 17

Maybe the ceiling is metal...where i work it is anyways

blinkingstarlet 15

Haha revenge win!

And that happened how? Do you have a misfiring nail gun in your house or something?

rbr0wn 3

Probably not since he said he was at work. He's got some great coworkers. At least they have a sense of humor!

14- I agreed, this person does have awsome co-workers! That was jus a little joke lol

ninjuh_wingman 29

Wtf? Do you work with Spiderman or a bunch of ninjas? Who nails an orange to the ceiling?

yumlicious 4

I do.

lovelydarlings 6

A carpenter who has a nail gun and really good aim? :)

Apparently Spiderman's kind of a dick.

wish I woulda been that guy