By iwantaraise - 14/10/2015 01:55 - Australia

Today, while on the job as a cop, I was breaking up a loud house party. We were just doing one final check of the house, we walked into the bathroom to find a kid furiously wanking in the bath. This isn't the first time I've seen something like this. FML
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"Put your hands where we can see them!! Wait! No! Put them back! Put them back!"

sir put the weapon down


For as long as this FML has been posted and not one person commenting goes to show how this is a true FML. So bad in fact, that people don't even know what to say. And the FML community is one rowdy bunch! May the Almighty One bless your eyes and soul with a bleach bath...


#1 sounds like a crazy old lady ranting on about religion

derpina72 23

.....Dude, what?.....

paravoz 30


Are you high?

mds9986 24

I think he was saying that the FML was posted for a while and nobody commented instantly like they normally do. Thus, all the FML community was too speechless to say anything so it's a "true" FML.

Not the worst thing he could be doing in there but still pretty bad.

sir put the weapon down

Wizardo 33

"I'm gonna shoot officer, I'm this close to shooting"

"Put your hands where we can see them!! Wait! No! Put them back! Put them back!"

I laughed more than i should be on this comment

amileah13 26

Yuck. Mental image burned in my brain sorry that happened to you op. At least you can share crazy stories of people doing crazy things with other officers and they'll probably relate and tell you something that happened that was even worse than what you've experienced!

And i am sorry for you

Now in this situation do you let him finish? Or do you tell him to stop?

AnOriginalName 19

The kid turns around, looks OP in the eyes, and finishes like a man.

One can only wonder what else op runs into on the job

I wouldn't cuff him. He might think it's foreplay.

Hahaha !! Good one.

You might have to do some crappy stuff as a cop, but i have my upmost respect what you go through any other time.