By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 08:00 - Spain

Today, my seasonal allergies started. Most annoying thing by far this allergy season? I only get the urge to sneeze when I have food in my mouth. FML
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bronxiecat777 14

How does that even happen?

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bronxiecat777 14

How does that even happen?

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LucasVDB 23

You can train your body to do things subconsciously eg waking up at certain times etc, they probably sneezed a few times while eating, subconsciously teaching themselves to sneeze while eating!

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Phantomsnake 10

It's also a chance to throw on some people's faces which I don't suggest..

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Or if you don't have a napkin use your hands. It's gross, but better than spewing food everywhere.

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Tripartita 44

It's especially terrible to sneeze while eating Ramen. That chicken flavor really burns while being dragged along the inside of a nasal cavity by a noodle that only made it halfway out mid-sneeze. By the way, you're welcome for that mental image.

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whysobeachy 37

You're pretty evil, for an account that's named after a sunflower.

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Anubis94 24

You just don't sneeze with your mouth full of food, it's just simple. Sorry for your season inconvenience

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domolovesyoshi 33

Actually you can and do sneeze with a mouth full of food, the body doesn't think "oh I need to sneeze but the mouth has good in it so I'll wait"

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Welshite 39

Insert a feeding tube. Problem solved.

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whysobeachy 37

Oh boy. Whenever I sneeze while eating, I bite half my mouth off. I hope to god that doesn't happen to you, OP.

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