RBergman
Basin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught in 4K
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall
Strovolos, Cyprus 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
nickim756
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Smooth criminal
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
Miss bad decisions
🌶️ Spicy
Straight to jail
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
DemCherries
Overland Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML
ken
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Anonymous
La Grange, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Horndog
Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML
notgivingup
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Leave me alone
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
Bonnie and Clyde
Humble, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hello hello hello
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
fuck
Hubert, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Top comments
princesspeachxox 18
Not only did you dodge a bullet but you got to arrest the cheating bastard yourself :)
riahlum 12
Tell him you hope he drops the soap
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Comments (108)
travellingfun 18
It looks like from now on he better get used to sex in the showers.
Badkarma4u 17
He'll pay a fine and be done with it.
toshaleigh 15
read him his right and tell him he's single
876t786t6oi 12
Was he having sex with you? Or...
Ashfyr 18
My thoughts exactly
ToxicTyrael 26
Yeah like 'Hey hun, let's have sex behind the dumpster' (...) 'YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!'
876t786t6oi 12
You never know.
alfonze07 12
I would of found any little thing to add on to the police report.
Kurby14 21
just make a point of throwing him VERY hard in that jail cell and tell him he is now your ex-boyfriend as the cell closes. you deserve better than that douche bag!
Manic1 13
Too bad he didn't resist so you could use a taser on the jerk.
cjfred 13
Hm, that makes me wonder. If a police officer demands that his or her significant other cough up money for dinner and a movie in exchange for having sex afterward, and the S.O. agrees, can the officer arrest the S.O. for soliciting prostitution?
interesting33 37
I don't know, I would have thought it would only be illegal if they actually gave them the money but paying for stuff is ok?
missmisery86 11
with someone else? thats ******. sorry OP u should def dump his ass. not only is he cheating but hes flaunting in public! thats complete BS. feel better :)
lil_juggalette 15
that escalated quickly.. at least he can't lie to you about what happened ): I'm sorry OP guys (and girls too) can be real assholes sometimes. time to find someone better!
0064237 5
You arrested your 'cheating' boyfriend...
ToxicTyrael 26
Why quotationmarks?
Aimeejasmine 15
OP literally caught him in the act..