RBergman
Basin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught in 4K
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall
Strovolos, Cyprus 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
nickim756
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Smooth criminal
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying he needed me to bail him out of jail. The crime? Masturbating in public. FML
Miss bad decisions
🌶️ Spicy
Straight to jail
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
DemCherries
Overland Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at my job as a police officer, I had to arrest my own girlfriend for having sex at Walmart. She tried to get me to let her out on the grounds of being "pretty" and dating me. She wants to continue the relationship. FML
ken
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Anonymous
La Grange, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Horndog
Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML
notgivingup
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Leave me alone
Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML
Bonnie and Clyde
Humble, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hello hello hello
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
fuck
Hubert, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught
Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML
Top comments
princesspeachxox 18
Not only did you dodge a bullet but you got to arrest the cheating bastard yourself :)
riahlum 12
Tell him you hope he drops the soap
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Comments (108)
MrZsDad 19
Did you crank the AC and put him on suicide watch?
tlnorman 18
If you're cop you shouldn't be mentioning who you're arresting. Pretty sure that's a contravention of the confidentiality agreement most police departments enforce. It shows your city, your boss could find out very easily. Take it from someone on the legal field don't mention mention this on a public forum.
PurpleKicks 22
This totally needs a follow up!!! I'm assuming your a police officer and you caught him having public sex with someone else or... You citizen arrested him for trying it on in public? Too many un answered questions!!!
Yeldarbis 6
I take it it wasn't good for you?
droogiedroog 4
wtf!?
martin8337 36
So this FML is not about sexual role-playing?
janfleury 19
No baby that was not me. A lie that can not be uttered by him. Trash only belongs in one place.... the dump.
stevezero 5
guys i don't think that people go to prison for (i'm assuming) first offence public indecency.
SasquatchDeluxe 10
An ideal time for some police brutality, I'd say.
nastya_nastenka 16
I would have enjoyed arresting him myself in this case!