Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Bieber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML
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Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
Today, I found a "White Power" bumper sticker on the back of my car. I don't know what idiot thought it'd be funny to put it there, but now my neighbors think I'm a proud racist. FML
Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Today, I noticed my wife put a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML
Today, as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting my music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left my binder on the roof and all my papers were all over the road behind me. FML
Today, outraged about the high gas prices, I thought it would be funny to buy some stickers of Joe Biden saying, “I did that” to put them on the gas pumps next to the prices. I was caught by the owner, and am no longer welcome in that gas station for “vandalism.” FML
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
Today, I came outside to see someone had written on my car, "I love your hairy butt, pubes, and fat girlfriend!" multiple times. I wouldn't have been bothered if all those things weren't true. FML
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MissWhitneyB 17
Laugh it out and start putting stickers on his car bumper. Show him how funny it really is :)
Narutosuns2fan 12
Put one direction stickers on his car.
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MissWhitneyB 17
Laugh it out and start putting stickers on his car bumper. Show him how funny it really is :)
jw90 18
We just need to determine what kind of stickers would embarrass him more than Justin Bieber. Hello Kitty? Or My Little Pony?
patrickalamo 47
A rainbow sticker
dianafuentes 17
Do they make The Wanted stickers? if not do a variety!
ghil15 8
i guesss i love justin bieber will be more enough lol
zomgbies 17
Cover his entire car in Miley Cyrus stickers. He wants to start a war, drop a nuke.
queerdragon 20
I had a friend pull this prank on me, except the covered my real bumper stickers with her political and religious church stickers. I found "I love anal" stickers online and put ten of them on her car. The war stopped.
MortenM 17
good stuff. if that's the worst that happens in a month, u should do pretty good
girlbye23 15
Two words: one direction
TheImaginarySong 16
#39 That's genius! And evil...but genius!
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Op could get one of those car window chalk things and write #TEAMJACOB on her dads car.
Thatgirl299 15
#10, Mlp isn't embarrassing.
Bano360 25
At least your dad seems fun.
hghrider123456 9
Sing "daddy daddy daddy noooooo"
DickSniffer 13
That sucks
efettes 19
Not if you get a sense of humor :)
purebliss_fml 19
Burn your car?
Bano360 25
Kill it, kill it with fire.
rememberkids 14
I am thankful TransLink has never put Bieber ads on their fleet
Narutosuns2fan 12
Put one direction stickers on his car.
perdix 29
#5, my car only goes one direction! When I get some money, I'm going to get the reverse gear fixed. I didn't know they made stickers for that!
perdix 29
Put Obama and Nancy Pelosi stickers all over his car. That ought to be hilarious in Alabama.
Mega07 6
and a good way to get it set on fire
sicksadworld1317 30
Hire an artist to paint a Justin Beiber mural on his car. It will be costly, but sometimes the pleasure of sweet revenge trumps the consequences. This just may be one of those times.
Ozzien 26
I agree. Let's have a kickstarter.
Ozzien 26
"No dad, I don't know who put the Justin Bieber stickers in the blender, lit them on fire, and shot them up in a toy rocket. Must have been the neighbors."
perdix 29
#9, Please be the stickers of her twerking that pale, shapeless ass!
catkat1988 17
Take his stickers when he's out and decorate his car with them... That has to be the solution. Or, as someone else suggested, get some Miley Cyrus stickers...