By Anonymous - 26/3/2020 02:05

Dealing with it

Today, my husband's idea of social isolation is to lock himself in his caravan with his Xbox, 200 cans of beer and a dozen takeaway menus. I’ve not seen him in 6 days, and when I tried to force entry to tell him to snap out of it, he sprayed disinfectant at me until I couldn’t breathe. FML
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By  Sady_Ct  |  37

This doesn’t sound healthy for your relationship

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By  Sady_Ct  |  37

This doesn’t sound healthy for your relationship

By  RichardPencil  |  28

It's so simple.

As the delivery guy approaches, seduce him. During sex, knock him out (if you're not violent, you can make the sex so boring, he falls asleep). Put on his uniform and ambush your husband in that brilliant disguise.

I'm surprised you didn't think that up on your own.

By  Matthew Irmen  |  11

Enjoy the vacation