Health, Covid and Lockdown: Dealing with it

Dealing with it

By Anonymous - 26/03/2020 02:05

Today, my husband's idea of social isolation is to lock himself in his caravan with his Xbox, 200 cans of beer and a dozen takeaway menus. I’ve not seen him in 6 days, and when I tried to force entry to tell him to snap out of it, he sprayed disinfectant at me until I couldn’t breathe. FML

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Sady_Ct 37

Thursday 26 March 2020 2:55

This doesn’t sound healthy for your relationship

PhoenixChick 26

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Thursday 26 March 2020 2:59

so he can let the takeaway delivery guy come to the door but not you?

Sady_Ct 37

Thursday 26 March 2020 2:55

This doesn’t sound healthy for your relationship

Ambrily 27

Thursday 26 March 2020 20:09

Or her lungs.

PhoenixChick 26

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Thursday 26 March 2020 2:59

so he can let the takeaway delivery guy come to the door but not you?

Marcella1016 31

Thursday 26 March 2020 3:22

I can’t imagine the smell. Forget about showers, where is he peeing and defecating?! 🤢

2deployments1divorce 10

Thursday 26 March 2020 13:33

In some parts of the world a camper or RV is called a Caravan. It could have full bathroom services

Marcella1016 31

Thursday 26 March 2020 14:22

Haha thanks. I was picturing a Dodge Caravan and having a bit of trouble lol

bobsanction 18

Thursday 26 March 2020 6:36

It's called social distancing Karen.

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 26 March 2020 6:50

It's so simple. As the delivery guy approaches, seduce him. During sex, knock him out (if you're not violent, you can make the sex so boring, he falls asleep). Put on his uniform and ambush your husband in that brilliant disguise. I'm surprised you didn't think that up on your own.