This doesn’t sound healthy for your relationship

so he can let the takeaway delivery guy come to the door but not you?

I can’t imagine the smell. Forget about showers, where is he peeing and defecating?! 🤢

It's called social distancing Karen.

It's so simple. As the delivery guy approaches, seduce him. During sex, knock him out (if you're not violent, you can make the sex so boring, he falls asleep). Put on his uniform and ambush your husband in that brilliant disguise. I'm surprised you didn't think that up on your own.

What is he? 12? What an idiot

Sounds like your husband is a bitch.

that is my idea of self isolation lol

Maybe bag all his stuff up and drop it off at the door...... he might get the message?

Enjoy the vacation